Kitty Update

kitty update

Guys. Let me just take a brief moment of your time to rate my cats. This is important.

4. Winston

(Living)- Totally boring and just eats and farts all day.

Can’t breathe properly b/c he’s too fat. It’s not his fault though,

my dad feeds him every 30 minutes. Doesn’t even meow.

3. Merlin (Deceased)- He was a good guy, though a bit annoying.

Meow was too high pitched. He seems innocent, but he would

always catcall Cleo.  

2. Cleo (Deceased)- Pretentious and stuck up at first,

but she chill once you get to know her. Keeps to herself

and doesn’t piss you off. Bonus points for following me

to the bus stop every morning in high school.

And…THE WINNER:

1. Kibber (MIA)- He was a true rogue kitty found

abandoned in the bushes. Twas a bad ass meower

who didn’t take shit from no one, and he even bit

our dad, so bonus points. He was too cool for us

in the end so he had to disappear back into the forest.

Seems like all Trump supporters care about is gun rights an not protecting the kiddies.

Take a look it's Peter Cook.

Aka the priest from the princess bride. 

odd how a great comedian is only remembered for like a minute of dialogue late in his career. But better than nothin. :D

To all the mothers out there... even those pesky rat moms who eat their babies.

Heeeey we are planning to bring back Eternal Tortoise in animated form! He will be all growed up but still the same old Smally. Happy World Turtle Day!

no ET comic this week.  There’s one page left so we’re going to be posting smallie gif and fan art every couple days or so until that fateful day arrives.

Here is a nice little gif of Smallie going to the bathroom. But he is quite cleanly so it’s all right ;) He cleaned up that mess like a proper tortoise. 

check out ET’s new seperate Tumblr!  http://theeternaltortoise.tumblr.com/

We’re in the process of reblogging all the pages for you,

Here comes the ocean..