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me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

the only thing i knew about sex at the age of nine was that

1) it was for mommies and daddies who were married;

2) it made me, my five year old sister, and my baby brother.

i learned everything i knew about sex from the internet while secretly browsing grownup sites on my 4th generation ipod touch i earned for doing so well at a piano recital. because of the nature of, you know, men and their internet porn, i learned that my sexual role as a woman was to be slapped and pissed on and tied up. i didn’t know what healthy sex was. i didn’t know it should be mutually consensual, or that it was okay to want sex with girls. i didn’t know that sex should be good for both people. i learned that sex would hurt, and that sex was about men and men only, and that i would be forced into sex whether i liked it or not, and that it was normal to have sex with big, burly, grown men as a teenager. i learned it was normal to cry during sex. i was scared of sex for so many years because of that, and the way i was exposed to sex at a young age led to the inappropriate and traumatic sexual encounters i had (occasionally with older people) later on in my teen years.

the day i got my first period, i was ten-and-a-half. i was swimming in the river with my best friend, and when i got out to go to the bathroom, i noticed brown blood on the inside of my mint-green tankini bottom. i knew what a period was, but i hid it from my mother in shame. she found out, eventually, of course. she told me, you have a woman’s body now, and if you have sex, you could have a baby. all i heard was, you have a woman’s body.

i started shaving my vulva when i was eleven, because i saw memes on memegenerator about how disgusting “hairy pussy” was. i wanted to be sexy. i was eleven years old, and all i wanted was to be sexy. it hurt, and it itched, and it made me uncomfortable, and i’d sometimes nick my labia with the razor, but i did it anyway, because i didn’t want to have a nasty, “hairy pussy.”

eleven was the age i first started getting pinched on the EL. i was an early bloomer: i had B-cup breasts already, and my menstrual cycle was regular enough that i could keep a calendar. i started wearing a full face of makeup to school and buying shorts that rode all the way up my skinny twelve-year-old thighs. i remember the day i stopped jumping off the swings the summer after fifth grade. skinned knees weren’t sexy. smooth, flawless legs were sexy, and i was a sexy girl. i was probably the sexiest little girl in the whole world. my parents hated it. they told me i was too young, but i knew the truth. my body was older, maybe 17 or 18, so my brain must be, too.

when i was twelve, i had a secret kik account that my parents didn’t know about. i used it to message strangers. i made all sorts of friends. i wasn’t stupid. i used a fake name. never showed my face. one of my friends asked me for a bra picture. i was a cool girl, right, i was sexy, so i sent him a picture of me in front of my bedroom mirror in my little white training bra with the blue butterflies.

sexy, he said.

that was all i wanted.

i’m not typing out all this bullshit because i think it’s something special. i’m typing it out because it’s not. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to my little sister. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to that little millie bobbie brown, sexiest actress at thirteen. i’m typing it out because i’m sixteen years old now, a girl in the eyes of the law and a woman in the eyes of men.

mothers, talk to your daughters. tell them to jump off the swingset and skin their knees. tell them to get dirt on their dresses. tell them that they’re a woman on their 18th birthday, not at ten-and-a-half on the first day of their menstrual cycle. the world is confused. the world is sick. if your daughters don’t hear about how to treat their bodies from you, they’ll hear it from the sick, sick world, and they’ll do the things i did.

let girls be girls.

don’t force womanhood on little girls.

DEAR TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME:

1. DEMAND condom use 2. Hold your partners accountable for what happens in the bedroom. None of this “baby I can’t control myself around you” or “I just wanted you so bad” bullshit. 3. Coercion is real and it’s very scary and hard to identify in the moment. Establish a dialogue with your partner. Be clear on what you both want. Be clear on what you don’t want. Your boundaries should ALWAYS be respected. 4. Sex can be really emotionally and physically over-stimulating the first few times; don’t be afraid or ashamed to ask your partner to slow down, take a break, or even stop. 5. Focus less on pleasing your partner and more on exploring your partner. Everyone’s body is different and there are no “tricks” to better sex. Chances are, if you psych yourself out worrying over how well you’re “performing” then nobody’s going to have a good time. 6. Ask questions, offer suggestions. Despite what porn has probably taught you, talking during sex isn’t weird or taboo. Your partner isn’t a mind reader. They don’t know what feels good to you. [Pro-tip, a looot of people without clitorises aren’t fully aware of just HOW sensitive a clitoris is. They can be a little rough with them. Tell them to chill!!!!] 7. Your sex life is YOUR business. Don’t ever feel ashamed of how many or how few sexual partners/experiences you’re having. Do what you want, touch the people who want to touch you back, forget the rest. 8. DON’T FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!! Don’t fake your orgasms!! DON’TFAKEYOURORGAMS!! If your partner isn’t getting you there, let them know! Tell them how!! 9. There is more to sex than orgasms. Sex is a really cool way to establish intimacy and trust, to have a fun time, to relieve stress, to explore a person’s body and bring them pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, orgasms are really cool and good, but your sex life is going to be a lot better if it doesn’t revolve around them. 10. LEARN ABOUT YOUR BODY!! This goes for everyone, but ESPECIALLY if you are a person in possession of a vulva, you have been discouraged and even actively kept from vital knowledge about your anatomy! Do some google searches, buy a human sexuality textbook, masturbate. 11. Virginity is a useless concept. It’s completely okay if your virginity is something important to you and I’m not trying to belittle that idea. Just, for the record, in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal. Literally nothing about you changes just because you bumped uglies with someone else.

This has been a public service announcement from your friendly internet poet.

respect girls with a chubby tummy respect girls with stretch marks respect girls with big thighs respect girls with hairy arms respect girls and their clothing of choice respect girls and their privacy respect girls and their confidence respect girls and their rights respect girls who arent fully transitioned yet respect girls with scars respect girls who like girls respect girls who like both guys and girls respect girls who are asexual

respect girls. dont treat them as objects.

gay pride cat

KH : Isn't this song for 19++? MH : No Song : You’re so F*CKING ~♬

😨😨 MH : Look. It isn’t. KH : We don’t know. Melon decide it.

that awkward moment when you’re gushing over bacon to someone vegan

If I don’t fit into this generation’s standard of beauty, then I will have to become a different standard.

Shut up, Stray Kids with their manager is the cutest thing ever

Continuar a ler

!!! it’s not a direct apology, but i’m sure chan will speak about the issue whenever he’s allowed to. i think this is too much of a coincidence to not have some correlation. there’s a lot more stuff on twitter that further proves these things are connected, i highly recommend looking at it

mark lee: the sibling that you are forced to take with you.

you all should learn from this person.. im really disappointed in those wannabe stays who are hating on chan. you can’t even imagine what he’s done for us and this is your response to him? im sorry but im sick of it. 😔

@ all the people attacking Chan for cultural appropriation, stop

- He’s an idol

- Idols are controlled by the company

- Idols have little to no say in how they dress/look

- He is a genuinely good guy who would never go out of his way to hurt/discriminate against other cultures/religions/genders/sexualities etc

- Chan will make a new live and apologise for something he had no say in, he will be in v live probably with glossy eyes as he does his best to apologise and get y’all nasty asses off of his back

- From what I could see I’m pretty sure they werent full dreads, I think they were cornrows < something everyone can wear, they’re like French plaits/the braids you get when you go somewhere like Bali

^ I may be wrong there but idk

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Now give me a round of applause and leave

Hey Anti-Vaxx people!!! Stop!!!!! being!!!!!! idiots!!!! You're probably only alive because your parents vaccinated you!! If you are an Anti-Vaxxer and are Anti-Abortion/Pro-Life then you are a hypocrite 😋😋😋 What's the difference between abortion and not vaccinating your child, and what is worse, you may ask??? Well abortion happens when they're not even out of the tummy so you can't really say they had a life, they didn't see their mother's face for god's sake... And not vaccinating your child... You're just killing your LIVING child that is OUT of your tummy (and has seen your stupid anti-vaxxing face) without any care for them!!!

Not vaccinating your child????? That's fucking stupid, do y'all Anti-V's got a PhD??? No!! Are y'all Doctors or Scientists?? Nope-a-roo!! Then stop trying to kill your fucking children just because you don't know what vaccines are made of or just because it has a bit of the disease itself!!! It's to make your child immune to it!! Have you never heard of people drinking poison to become immune to it????? spoiler alert: it fuckin works you dumbasses! why? because that's how immunity works!!!!!!!!

And to be honest I think that not vaccinating your child should be considered child abuse and that CPS should take the children and vaccinate them and then give them up for adoption to good ol' smart pro-vaxx parents

oof there's a lot of hot takes but whatever

calling it now

the next big tumblr discourse is going to be that it’s problematic to make fun of anti vaxxers for some reason

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself

I still can’t understand the reasoning behind people unstanning Chan/SKZ because of the vlive thing. Like you all literally started the babygirl thing, YOU started it and now are dropping the dude for playing your game? Fuck off