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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
being butch and lonely is so embarrassing if you're femme and lonely that's kind of beautiful tbh you're like a princess in a locked tower but being butch and lonely is like ugh nobody cares about my big stupid cock!!!!!!!! (throws it to the waves)
this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this
I love that Gideon the Ninth is marketed as a space opera when like 95% of it takes place on Earth. It’s marketed as lesbians exploring a gothic castle in space, but it’s NOT. The castle is very much on Earth!! I mean, we don’t know that it was Earth until book 3, in which case we were in space by then anyway, but still!
'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
“Where Excalibur slept, I stand. In this place, I am the blade.” ― Tracy Deonn, Bloodmarked
HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
honestly it’s so weird from time to time to see people disliking Kiriona or full on thinking she is some different from Gideon entity just because she was somewhat rude (i personally wouldn’t even call it rude tbh), like come on if i spent a single day in company of Ianthe and Jod, by dinner time i would start constructing a pipe bomb to killing everyone in the room and then myself and that’s me not including into equation all the tonns of trauma Gideon went through (girl died, girl’s soul started to get consumed then got locked away and forgotten, she thinks the girl she sacrificed herself for doesn’t love her back, she learnt that she was just a bomb in the eyes of her mom, once again she is literally mega dead and has an incompetent god for a deadbeat dad and IANTHE as a “bestie”)
Friendly reminder that John Gaius, in TLT universe, is on Tumblr RIGHT NOW. Friendly reminder that he could be reblogging your mutual's post AT THIS MINUTE. friendly reminder that who knows, maybe that random account that just liked your post about bones? IT COULD BE JOD-
helen: So you have left the field: I wish you had died there, at the hands of that great soldier who was once my husband. You used to boast you were a better man than Menelaus, beloved of Ares, a finer spearman, and with a stronger arm. Go back, then, and challenge him, man to man. But my advice would be to stay here, not fight hand to hand with red-haired Menelaus, nor taunt him rashly, lest his spear conquers you.
paris: can yuo conquer me with your spear
Not sure if this is known around here but this one is like the most popular meme on the boomer fandom of classics on Facebook and I think it's important to acknowledge it.