Birthdays In Wonderland ~

Birthdays in Wonderland ~

Y/N:*kicks the door* ACE!!!

Ace*screams like a little girl* WHAT THE HECK Y/N!?

Y/N:DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY!? GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT BED!

Ace....OH SH*T YOU ARE RIGHT*gets out and falls on the ground *

Y/N:*facepalm*

Later at the party

Y/N:Here*gives him coupons*Happy Birthday Dork.

Ace;This is your gift? Coupons??

Y/N:Those coupons are very special.

Ace:Huh?

Y/N: You get 5 coupons where you can ask me to help you with your homework, 5 to help you doing your chores and most of all 5 to save your Ass from Riddle's rage, no matter how DANGEROUS and ANGRY he is.

Ace:*hugs Y/N*......Best gift....ever

Y/N:I know no need to thank me~ *smirk

Ace:Can I kiss you?

Y/N:Nope I don't wanna be dumb like you

Ace:....I hate you

Y/N:Love ya too dork*kisses his cheek*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVOURITE DUMMY XD!!

The family of peace and mischief is coming soon! Let's start with the youngest one!

Elpis the goddess of hope, Loki and Eirene's precious daughter, the little ray of sunshine in the Greek and Norse pantheon.

Many gods and goddesses wondered how such sweet goddess could be Loki's daughter. But then they remembered who's her mother xD

Elpis belongs to @oowlie_art

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 11

Y/N:Vil is this really necessary?

Vil:I'm not letting my little sister go out on a date without giving her tips. *brushes her hair*

Y/N:Okay okay, bring em then.

Vil: N.1 If a boy kisses your cheek, most of the times means he sees you as a friend.

Y/N:Well that applies to girls too.

Vil:N2. If he holds you, it means he's showing his loyalty to you.*puts make up*

Y/N:Awww..

Vil:N3.If he caresses your cheek, it's affection maybe adoration too. And of course N4. A kiss on the lips means he loves you.

Y/N:Ohhh I see*smiles*

Vil:N5. If he suddenly takes your hand in his especially jn front of other boys, he's definitely jealous *choosing a dress*

Y/N:Really?

Vil:Usually men are not into PDA but when it comes to show other boys that you are his. And that brings us to tip N.6 If he blows on your ears....well he's saying that you are his.

Y/N:... That's hot.

Vil: I'm serious here, listen carefully. N.7 if he grips your hips, he's saying that he desires you.

Y/N:D-desires me? *wearing the dress*

Vil:*nods* this brings us to N8. If a boy kisses your neck....be it gently or passionate.....it means he wants you.*helps her with the shoes*

Y/N:R-really?

Vil:And last but not least.....*grips her shoulders *

Y/N:*gulps*

Vil:N9...if a boy starts opening his trousers...you are fucked rhetorically AND literally.

Y/N:Vil....that is obvious, only an idiot wouldn't know that.

Vil:If this boy wants to do something you don't remember that you have pepper spray in your purse.*gives her purse*

Y/N:Don't worry I trust him.

Vil:Mm...Oh, with who are you going out again?

Y/N:Oh! I'm going out with Floyd!

Vil:......I see....You're not going out of this house at all...

Me being a Judal simp:

favourite boy from the title i don't remember anything about because it's been almost 12 years

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 12

Riddle:Very well everyone,let's start our study session!

Ace/Deuce/Grimm:Alright!

Riddle: Y/N, you have problem with math right??

Y/N:Yeah...numbers are not my thing.

Riddle:Don't worry, we'll start with something simple. Here's the question: if you have 10 strawberries tarts and Ace asks you for 2. How many do you have left.

Y/N:10.

Riddle:Let's try again...if Ace takes 2 of your 10 tarts without asking how many do you have left?

Y/N:10 and he has a broken hand.

Everyone:.....

Ace*shocked*

Riddle:*sighs annoyed * Let me rephrase if Ace forcibly takes 2 of your 10 strawberries tarts, how many do you have in the end??

Y/N:10 and a dead body.*straight face*

Ace:*seriously concerned for his health and life*

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 13

Y/N:SILVER!!! ....Should I tell him at our game night?

Lilia:Tell who what?

Y/N:Silver I've already told you that I have a crush on your father, I got your and Malleus' blessing to date Lilia...but I dont know how to tell him.

Lilia: You know I think it won't be necessary.

Y/N:What? Why not?

Lilia:Because you just did🦇~ Silver is sleeping and left his phone unlocked.

Y/N:......

Lilia:Don't worry I like you too my little bat. I'll wait for you, see ya later~🦇❤️