Dorks In Wonderland~

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 14

Y/N:Hey Ace, finals results are out, come we'll go see them.

Ace: I'm doing my chores and Riddle is supervising me. Can you please see mine and text me?

Y/N: Sure no problem.

Ace:...Wait

Y/n:???

Ace: Listen...if I fail 1 subject send 'good afternoon to you', if 2 send 'good afternoon to you and Riddle '

Y/n:Good afternoon to you, Riddle, Trey, Cater, Deuce and the whole dorm.

Ace:......F*ck.....

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 10

Y/N:*looks at Jamil*

Jamil:*sighs and stops cooking* You've been staring at me for hours but never asked for food....what do you really want?

Y/N: I was wondering....do you believe in love at first hiss??

Jamil:*turns around with a disgusted look*

Y/N:Bad?

Jamil: Awful.

Y/N: Heesh, no need to be mean.

Jamil: That's what you get for annoying a snake.

Y/N: So you admit you are a snake.

Jamil:Don't push your luck with this snake or you'll get bitten.

Y/N:Who says I won't like it?

Jamil:*throws a rag on their face* Get out you're banned from this kitchen.

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 13

Y/N:SILVER!!! ....Should I tell him at our game night?

Lilia:Tell who what?

Y/N:Silver I've already told you that I have a crush on your father, I got your and Malleus' blessing to date Lilia...but I dont know how to tell him.

Lilia: You know I think it won't be necessary.

Y/N:What? Why not?

Lilia:Because you just did🦇~ Silver is sleeping and left his phone unlocked.

Y/N:......

Lilia:Don't worry I like you too my little bat. I'll wait for you, see ya later~🦇❤️

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 12

Riddle:Very well everyone,let's start our study session!

Ace/Deuce/Grimm:Alright!

Riddle: Y/N, you have problem with math right??

Y/N:Yeah...numbers are not my thing.

Riddle:Don't worry, we'll start with something simple. Here's the question: if you have 10 strawberries tarts and Ace asks you for 2. How many do you have left.

Y/N:10.

Riddle:Let's try again...if Ace takes 2 of your 10 tarts without asking how many do you have left?

Y/N:10 and he has a broken hand.

Everyone:.....

Ace*shocked*

Riddle:*sighs annoyed * Let me rephrase if Ace forcibly takes 2 of your 10 strawberries tarts, how many do you have in the end??

Y/N:10 and a dead body.*straight face*

Ace:*seriously concerned for his health and life*

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 11

Y/N:Vil is this really necessary?

Vil:I'm not letting my little sister go out on a date without giving her tips. *brushes her hair*

Y/N:Okay okay, bring em then.

Vil: N.1 If a boy kisses your cheek, most of the times means he sees you as a friend.

Y/N:Well that applies to girls too.

Vil:N2. If he holds you, it means he's showing his loyalty to you.*puts make up*

Y/N:Awww..

Vil:N3.If he caresses your cheek, it's affection maybe adoration too. And of course N4. A kiss on the lips means he loves you.

Y/N:Ohhh I see*smiles*

Vil:N5. If he suddenly takes your hand in his especially jn front of other boys, he's definitely jealous *choosing a dress*

Y/N:Really?

Vil:Usually men are not into PDA but when it comes to show other boys that you are his. And that brings us to tip N.6 If he blows on your ears....well he's saying that you are his.

Y/N:... That's hot.

Vil: I'm serious here, listen carefully. N.7 if he grips your hips, he's saying that he desires you.

Y/N:D-desires me? *wearing the dress*

Vil:*nods* this brings us to N8. If a boy kisses your neck....be it gently or passionate.....it means he wants you.*helps her with the shoes*

Y/N:R-really?

Vil:And last but not least.....*grips her shoulders *

Y/N:*gulps*

Vil:N9...if a boy starts opening his trousers...you are fucked rhetorically AND literally.

Y/N:Vil....that is obvious, only an idiot wouldn't know that.

Vil:If this boy wants to do something you don't remember that you have pepper spray in your purse.*gives her purse*

Y/N:Don't worry I trust him.

Vil:Mm...Oh, with who are you going out again?

Y/N:Oh! I'm going out with Floyd!

Vil:......I see....You're not going out of this house at all...

Here we go, how the two lovebirds met, before you ask, yes that's Eirene, she had silver hair before....I'll soon explain why, but some of you already know!

And yeah, in my headcanon Loki had an emo phase ok!?