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@head-chef-watchdog-quincy I found some new menu items for you! :D

@alexcant578 already beat me to this exact idea. Always check the reblogs before you try to be funny 😔

Oh well, at least if I do peel off my skin I can join the skeleton war. The fandom is always looking for new recruits.

"summer hot mosquito bad, winter better" ok boo see u in 6 months when u wanna kill yourself again

It probably wouldn't have crossed your mind due to your current profession; to be clear, I am not a villain and this would be an ETHICAL experiment that you'd have to consent to first. Unheard of, I know.

I understand if you're not willing to do this, but there would be many benefits if you decided to change your mind at some point. Caffeine IS a drug and it does have adverse effects on your body, even if you're unable to register them.

It's very likely that you've unconsciously blocked out very present symptoms since you consider the drink a necessary part of your daily routine, essentially establishing a placebo effect.

Fun experiment! We wean you off the drink by making you take a little less every day until it's out of your system completely so your body doesn't go into shock!

It'll be like you're in rehab but you don't actually go to a facility and the caretakers are actually just your staff.

Fun experiment: Tamper with my drink and see what happens.

Go on. I dare you.

⚠️Hey, so this may be very (VERY) urgent:⚠️

So, I don’t normally do this, but something urgent came up, and I really need y’all to read this. There’s a TL;DR at the bottom of this post, but I strongly advise reading this post all the way through to gain more context on the situation at hand.

I don’t know all the details, but there’s this act floating around in the US called the “Kid’s Online Safety Act” - or KOSA , if you will. Here’s a description of it:

In summary, this law, if put in place, would aim to wipe out sites that could provide youth with life-saving resources, or even mention topics related to the LGBTQIA+ community and suicide prevention.

Now, obviously this is only a thing in America, so you’d think it wouldn’t affect the rest of the world, right?

Well, not exactly.

So you know how fandom sites such as Tumblr, AO3 and Wattpad provide an escape for many people across the world who are going through hard times (to put it simply)? I don’t mean to scare anyone, but if this law passes, these sites may be negatively affected globally.

Here’s a TikTok I found by a creator known as omarsbigsister that explains it better. It’s mainly about AO3 but Tumblr and Wattpad are mentioned too:

We all know why fandom is so important. Many people, as I’ve mentioned, use sites such as the ones previously listed to escape the troubles of their everyday life. In addition, fanfiction sites in particular provide creative outlets for writers across the globe. This law could possibly destroy this form of escapism and a creative outlet.

I’ve linked a link tree found in the above TikTok creator’s link tree at the bottom of this post. Please sign them regardless of where you’re from.

Also, y’all know I usually don’t ask for clicks, but interacting with this post in some way or even making a post of your own like this to spread the word would also be of great help!

We have to stop KOSA from being passed. The lives of America’s youth and future of fandom depend on it.

Thanks in advance!

- hpnewgen

TL;DR: KOSA is putting the lives of American youth and the future of fandom as a whole at risk and we need to act now.

Some Pride themed fruit mons!!!