Just Waiting For Nandor To Use His Wishes For Some Dumb Shit Or Make A Wish That Mess Everything Up That

Just waiting for Nandor to use his wishes for some dumb shit or make a wish that mess everything up that involves Guillermo and having an an intense argument where it ends up forcing them to tell they're feelings and shit.

Scrolling through Instagram....

Seeing a post and profile selling books.....

Seeing the insanely cheap price for new books....

Plus they had a sale for they're one year anniversary.....

Immediately buying 7 books!!!

It arriving and upon opening the packaging......

It was fake, all reprints.

Like it was my first time buying on instagram and i thought it was just a good deal, but as it turns out it was too good to be true.

I feel so dumb...

I am mesmerized by Bat Gizmo

Who would've thought we'd all be simping for water and fire....

Okay so I did some research, very basic research, on the user base of tumblr and how many of us there are.

There are at least 300 million unique visitors worldwide on this site. Over 500 million blogs.

Listen. Tumblr is $30 million in debt. This is Super easy for us to solve.

If each user gifts one blog crabs, which costs slightly over $3, that would be roughly $600 million at least. Far more than enough to get Tumblr out of the red zone.

If we want tumblr to stay afloat and not change something as integral about their operating system, we need to show them they can be profitable without reducing themselves to common social media sites. What we have here is special. It is different. We are the social media site people run to when theirs collapses and for good reason.

If we want this to work, we have to make it work. We can even make it into a game. Just how long can we outlast the other social media sites?