Papillon (claws) Very Rare, +2On A Hit, The Target Takes Additional 1d6+2 Slashing And 1d4 Radiant And

Papillon (claws) very rare, +2 On a hit, the target takes additional 1d6+2 slashing and 1d4 radiant and must make a dc 15 con save or be paralyzed for 1 minute. While wearing papillon the wearer can cast feather fall at will and gain a glide speed of 35. The less edgy twin camatoz

To be fair he’s making one big wall and not a bunch of small walls, because that would be too many walls

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Wyrmcutter (very rare) greataxe Requires attunement A +2 greataxe made of the parts of a dragon and combined with the power of said dragon. The weapon does additional 1d8 damage based on what type of dragon it was made from (ex. A black wyrmcutter does bonus acid damage).On attunement the user gains +2 to constitution and can cast dragon breath 5 times a day, the damage is dependent on the dragon’s color. Constitution is your casting modifier unless you have the spellcasting feature

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DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

Hamon training

Feat (bonus if monk)

You have learned how to conduct solar energy through your body via breathing methods. You age half as fast, have advantage on CON saves and are resistant to poison damage. Your unarmed strikes do 1d double proficiency (1d4 at lvl 1, 1d6 at lvl 5, 1d8 at lvl 9, 1d0 at lvl 13, and 1d12 at lvl 17) +wisdom radiant damage.

If conducted through a weapon, It does one die size lower (1d4+wis is just +wis). If taken by a monk, you can spend 1 ki point to channel hamon through an object, get creative.

This is a bit broken so talk to the dm before adding this

Guitara víbora (great club) requires attunement from a bard or a yuan-ti A large guitar that seems to be covered in large snake scales and a giant tooth for a pick. This thing is strong enough to be used as an improvised greatclub and enchanted with bardic magic so you can attack with this using your casting stat and does additional 1d4 thunder damage on hit You know the poison spray and pocket sand cantrips and can cast speak with animals at will, but it only works on snakes (basically you speak parseltongue) Once a day you can cast these spells: Invisibility Fly Protection from good and evil Goodberry Thunderous smite Dominate person Enhance stat (constitution)