Stringer And His Super Form!!

Stringer and his Super form!!

"I may be a dingus... but I hold the power of a TRUE DOINKUS!!!"

Froghead said dryly. It had been about a month since his employment started at Workintosh Inc. at Ingsten Wyoming. He was a frog man, a regular hybrid just like anywhere else in the world. For the most part, it was a normal job. Fill out forms, answer a few emails, the usual stuff he would do at his previous job back home. To be honest, it did seem like there was something off about the place. It would’ve been wonderful to have no downsides in a job that included dental, free lunch, the whole shabang! But it was not. God, was it not that. Froghead flinched and straighten his back as he heard the reply from his coworker, “oh, my good man, we are NOT done here, hehe—“ he sliced down at the figure obscured in the darkness with his butcher knife. Wreck T. Angle is the current manager for the Workintosh Inc. Ingsten headquarters. He’s a tall, slender man, a human. Seemingly being just a simple human like anywhere else in the world. His height was mainly due to his strangely long, angular, head. Despite that, he sported some noticeable strength. And that… that eye grabbing smile that startled more than it welcomed. For some reason, he displayed it proudly. it was a big, euphoric smile. For some reason. Always beaming with a spring in his step to contrast his appearance. So often did other employees wonder if he worked in infomercials or the news, or some sort of TV related thing before this job. I mean, it was fair that they would think so. A MANAGER, radiating HAPPINESS? His jowls and wrinkles were prominent due to his large smile. Still, you could tell… you could tell SOMETHING is off… “so… do I bring in Samantha now?” Froghead asked, coughing a bit as he stared blankly at a wall of the room. He barely blinked as he heard Wreck continue slicing and cutting the figure on the table. “Lucky thing for her, this one will be enough to fill up the quota!” Wreck responded. “This job… this job is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever experienced” Froghead said out loud to himself. Wreck dragged the cut up parts into various bowls. “Yup… this will be enough for the company picnic!” Wreck said, ignoring Froghead’s comment. “You are a horrible man, Y’know?” Froghead shifted in his seat, now looking at the door with a solemn look “Oh bud, we haven’t even hit the bottom of the rabbit hole yet…” Wreck said playfully. “Do you think they’ll like my meat pies?”… Froghead didn’t respond. He instead walked towards the window and peeked out through the blinds. The dark, mysterious forest was beckoning once again. The faintest indescribable sound reached up to the building. Barely. “This town… this town has something deeply wrong with it… besides you.” Froghead said, trembling, finally talking back to Wreck.

"Can we not do something life-threatening for once?"

OH NO!!! I accidently uploaded a bag of Oops! All SPEEDPAINTS!!

anways, you could've enjoyed these early in the youtube channel, but it's fine if you discovered them here! Have a tubular day my dudes!

part 2 of 5

what do you mean this isn't the situation with Mcdonad's land tv show

the thing is that i genuinely think the idea of batburger in current continuity is kind of dumb (jokerize the fries, rolling my eyes) partially because it's clear it's a concept so you can have 5 panels go viral for humor partially because the way everyone's fast and loose with secret id's in the field they may as well have a bruce wayne burger on the menu-

but there's a part of me that thinks that the concept of batburger (sans jokerize the fries, because again. rolling my eyes) would have been absolutely hilarious and on-brand for 90s comics during the urban myth era.

because fast food today is nothing compared to the branding and advertising of fast food era of the 80s and 90s. like when mcd's got swarmed for the teenie beanies by collectors causing fights and injuries over kids meal toys??? you could never see that kind of passion today.

imagine. you are a local businessman in gotham. you are trying to think of a fast food restaurant to market to 10 year olds. you hear of a local urban legend that all the kids are talking about, the batman, and you've decided you've struck gold. you get to work. batburger. you make mascots a la ronald mcdonald and the crew, but you don't have any idea what the batman actually looks like so you just make it up based on what would appeal to kids and make them want to eat your food. i imagine your batman has vampire teeth or is literally a man dressed in a bat costume. your robin is a man dressed up as a literal robin. you make a tv show about them where the crimes they solve are the mystery of the missing fries. you have commercials. there is no copyright on batman as a concept. bruce wayne is powerless to stop you. when you do a special limited edition superhero toy series in your robin meals, collectors come and start a riot. batman comes to break it up.

Rayman, hero of the glade of dreams!

who where what now?

who where what now?

random though: language game similar to pig latin based on sayings of confusion like this. So when you talk with someone it sounds like you're just in perpetual confusion. call it whositwhatsits!!!