I Would Love To Do Something Like This, But In The Six Years I've Lived In This House, We've Had The

I would love to do something like this, but in the six years I've lived in this house, we've had the router (and therefore the WiFi) replaced four times, so...

Tomato plants when you glance away for a second.

When you neglect a tomato plant for half an hour

Can you believe the guy behind Owl City is also behind this beauty?

a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

Arthur: Were you listening in to my private conversation?

Merlin: It saves time.

Sorcerer in Space (formerly How to Die in Space [Just Forget the Alarms])

Please, that sounds like it could be hilarious.

This is a Merlin fanfiction that I'm going to try to go back to after roots! :D

Basically, Merlin is a space scavenger, and magic-hating Arthur is marooned out in deep space with him after his ship explodes. Merlin's death trap of a spaceship with its AI (Kilghar) is the only way to get him and his knights back to civilization.

If they can keep from killing each other on the way.

Here's the AO3 description:

“Drop your weapons on the floor and kick them over here,” Merlin ordered.

“Are you out of your mind?” the leader demanded. “Do you know who I am? I’m Arthur Pendragon.”

“I don’t care if you're the emperor of planet Camelot - drop your weapons.”

“Arthur, you should probably do as he says,” one of his friends urged, already reading to drop his weapon.

One by one, Arthur’s companions kicked their pulse rifles over to Merlin. When he saw that he had lost their support, he followed suit, sighing dramatically as he tossed it onto the floor.

Keeping his own pulse rifle on them, Merlin kicked theirs further down the hallway. 

“Happy?” Arthur snarked. “Now, is there any tea on this spaceship?”

“Excuse me?”