Yuu: What Do You Call A Cow That's Sick?

Yuu: What do you call a cow that's sick?

Riddle: What?

Yuu: *snickering* Cow-VID *wheezes*

Riddle: I'm done, I am a done with you and your shitty humour, Yuu!

Yuu: Come on, that's actually really funny! *still wheezing*

Riddle: No, it’s not! *insert angry Riddle face*

Child!Yuu AU:

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Part 3:

Part 4:

✨One Heavenly type✨

Child!Yuu part 4

@bucketofforks @shiemori The next day, at school, we see our beloved protagonist known as Yuu, walking with Crowley towards his office to

ROOK DESERVES AN OSCAR FOR THAT-- AND YUU DESERVES AN FREAKING ENTIRE STATUE OF THEMSELVES MADE OUT OF GOLD FOR THAT STUNT @aphmaulover94

Homewrecker, husband-stealer villainess!

Idia is not going anywhere, you hear me?! You might be happy being the other woman, but I'm not happy with the pair of horns!

NOTE: I only write for female Reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

Inspired by @adrianasunderworld in this funny as hell post.

THIS HAS A SEQUEL! What if we fake married for real? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾) ~★

"To give someone a pair of horns" is to cheat on them. Also, Rook gets involved because he'd absolutely adore to be part of the drama.

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Idia knows he's not frozen like the others, but honestly, he feels like it. He feels like even his lungs, even his heart has stopped. All because of this cute-faced npc who forced her way into a romance route with him. If he could think about it, he'd think about that horror game with the same story, but right now his mind is blank.

He has reached the point of no return. Actually dying would just reinforce his fate.

Or, at least, is what he thought. Almost as if answering to his thoughts, there's a loud noise coming from the other side of the doors, followed by footsteps.

Then the doors are thrown open by none other than (Y/N), the Ramshackle Housewarden that the school affectionately tends to call "Prefect".

She's dressed to the nines in a breathtaking wedding gown, the skirt pooling around her like God-Tier CGI, the blue accents contrasting beautifully with the pearly white of the dress, the blue roses decorating her head in a crown making her look like Persephone herself. She'd look perfect, if it weren't for the tear streaks her make-up left behind.

Wait. Tear streaks?

The silence breaks with the Prefects loud, shrill screech, a sound no one has ever thought she, the usually soft spoken and gentle Prefect, would be capable of.

"HOMEWRECKER!"

Without stopping to breath, she walks forwards, looking angrier and angrier each step taken.

"How dare you, you conniving bitch?! How dare you steal my groom! ON OUR WEDDING DAY?!" she screams at Eliza, stopping in the middle of the way to point at... at Idia himself?! "And you! You good-for-nothing two-timer! How dare you leave me waiting at the altar?!"

"Young man, I am terribly disappointed!" Professor Crewel chides from behind her, and Idia finally notices the group that actually came in with her. "I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, my first and only daughter, for you to break her heart on her happiest day!"

"Big brother! How could you! Think of your child!" Ortho chimes in, and if Idia hadn't built tear tracks on the boy himself, he would believe firmly in his tears. "Little Meg would be so sad if her daddy just left for another woman!"

"Idia, what is the meaning of this?!" it's Eliza's turn to screech, turning to him with fury in her eyes. Idia stutters a few random letters, trying to form words, just as confused as she is.

Until it clicks.

Right. Fake relationship. How could he forget one of the most cliche tropes in romance's history?

"I... I... t-this isn't what it looks like!" he finally manages to say, trying to look as desperate as he can, which is not hard considering what his fate is in case this plan fails. "I can explain!"

"Is it because of my past with Rook?! "

"Young man, you're still hung up on that, despite being the only man I've ever approved for my daughter?"

"What?!" someone yells in the crowd, but the man in question promptly enters the play as if he was born for this moment alone.

"Monsieur, I have told you this already, but I shall say it again! My dear dove's happiness is the most important to me! If she has chosen you, then my heart shall settle!" What the fuck, why is Rook so good at improv?

"I-I know!" calm down, Idia, think of this as a rhythm game and keep the beat going! "I don't... I don't want this, but this villainess wouldn't listen!"

"Wait, so this woman is telling the truth?!"

"This woman?! THIS WOMAN?! You mean his true bride?!" (Y/N) steps closer, fat crocodile tears rolling down her cheeks, smudging her make-up even more. "You- you- you husband-stealer! Know your place! You come into my house, you steal my groom and the father of my daughter-"

"I see no child-"

"Do you think I'd bring my child to see my husband's mistress?!"

"Big sister, calm down, think of the baby! Your stress levels are dangerously high!"

"WHAT BABY?!"

"Monsieur Shroud, if you do not fix this situation, I shall be taking my belle back! Do not worry, the children will not grow without a father!"

OH MY GOSH! HE LOOKS SO PRETTY AHHHHHHH BOTH SUIT HIM SO MUCH I LOVE THIS! THE BRAID, OH MY GOSH THE BRAID THIS IS SO COOL I SWEAR ON MY BROKEN NAIL AHHHHHHHHH YOU MADE HIM PRETTIER THAN BEFORE AHHHHHHHHHH-- NOW I WANNA HUG HIM FOREVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRO IS MAJESTIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey friend!! So I’m playing around with William’s hairstyle a bit in my drawing but I was wondering if it would be oki to play with/make him an outfit too~? Also if I was gonna draw him in a school uniform what dorm colors/armband should I use? I was thinking Diasomnia but I didn’t wanna assume~

It's okay! You absolutely can do whatever you wish, I don't mind! AND ANOTHER OUTFIT FOR HIM? HELL YEAH! As for his dorm? I never decided what dorm he would be in to be honest, but you can decide! Also I like Willly with long nails, that's the only preference I have hshs

Oh? Well then, let's be friends @tazzyboo I hope we could get along :D

If I was in Twisted (not William! Does this mean I'm making my own Yuu??)

- About the characters and my opinion on them, this would affect my way of interacting with them.

Heartslabyul! Ft. Grim, Crowley and Crewel

- About Dire Crowley :

• I would either kick him in the balls or try to steal his credit card

• I have mixed feelings about him

• Like I find him very amusing and he makes me laugh but I also dislike him so kinda Crowley slender but with kind of affection since he is still our deadbeat crow father

• I may be genderfluid but my body is of a girl so if he doesn't fucking provide me fucking protection against boys or even the essential needs as a girl, I'm telling Crewel and probably make him have a bad reputation to Ambrose

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- About Grim :

• I love cats, so- he would have a higher chance of getting the spot of being my favourite

• But most of the time he annoys me but I still love him

• I don't care, I'm adopting him even if I don't know how to cook (I seriously do not know how to cook but I do know how to make simple things that don't require much)

• I'm either going to be mean and cold to him or shower him with love and affection and be warm and kind depending on how he treats me or just on my mood

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- About Ace Trappola:

• Motherfucker reminds me of Childe/Tartaglia (I don't know if it's from his looks or personality-)

• This idiot has a special place in my heart so there's the biggest chance I'll probably bust his ego knowing that I'll be kind and affectionate with him (most of the time people would tell me I'm kind when I don't do literally anything to them-)

• Ace, sweetheart, stop making me lose more braincells- wait- I probably didn't have them in the first place (like academically, I'm average and good but otherwise? Nah- I'm practically sharing the same braincell as Ace and Deuce)

• He is probably taller than me- I'm literally 1,56 /5'1 -- SO CUDDLE ME AS THE BIG SPOON-

• I don't really trust man but I'd wholeheartedly trust the main cast of Twisted Wonderland

• Would definitely tease me and get me a flustered and annoyed mess but eh-

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- About Deuce Spade :

• HE HAS MY HEART TOO-

• I'll probably smitten him with love and affection and try not to be mean to him but I'd definitely be kind of sarcastic or annoyed (just a tiny bit)

• This ex-but-pure-delinquent would definitely drink respect woman juice, so I don't worry much about him, like have you see how fondly and repectfully he talks about his mother??

• He may be a dumbass but he is my (and other Yuus) dumbass

• Deuce, darling, would probably help me with my fucking social interactions?? I'm kinda like Idia (and Leviathan-) but can still hold a small conversation with people I don't know

• Hope he doesn't mind me practically talking his ears off since when I get to know someone or just someone that I'm fond of, I can get a little more talkative and enthusiastic but still kinda closed off-

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- About Divius Crewel:

• Father figure

• I'm probably asking him for tips on fashion

• Definitely talking shit about students/Crowley with each other

• I'm feeling the most comfortable with him (along with Train since he also has two daughters) when it comes to that time of the month

• Fun fact: I'm curious about alchemy but I'll probably fail at it, so I'm not sure how would he react at that

• I don't know what to say anymore-

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- About Cater Diamond:

• As much as I love him, he, Ace and Deuce probably have the most energy and my introverted self thinks there are too many social butterflies around me

• But, I would definitely also have him with me when it comes to fashion and girl problems since he also has two sisters (and he would probably know about it??)

• This boy would definitely try to get me have much more confidence

• Like hello?? This is Cater we are talking about-

• Boy- don't you dare post my art without my permission or even my poems- (and I'll probably never show you guys my poems either- I just make them for fun and these are not good-)

• He probably has warm hugs- I dunno but I'd hug him a lot if I could

• Sir, it is illegal to be this pretty are you are

• I'll definitely let him vent about his sisters or his emotions in general

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- About Trey Clover:

• HOUSE HUSBAND MATERIAL- I'M TELLING YOU, HOUSE HUSBAND MATERIAL

• You -- Trey Clover -- let me have your hand in marriage

• Either that or let me be your younger sister- I'm done with my annoying and bossy siblings-

• I bet on Grim that whenever he makes sweets, I'll ask him to let me taste (I have a sweet tooth)

• Sir, you have my heart too- like- how can he be this caring, kind, pretty, good at baking, and be every grandson-in-law any grandma would like to have??

• This vice-housewarden has made me feel safe and he gives me green flags vibes- Well he is the brotherly figure to Heartslabyul-

• Can you teach me how to bake??

• I would definitely seek his validation and approval in my poems and art, along with grades-

• he wouldn't mind me hanging in the kitchen with him as he bakes while I either help him or I watch anime/read manga or while I'm drawing with music in the background

• Probably calms me down after a fit of rage that was caused by Ace and me ending up throwing a chair or pencil at Ace

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- About Riddle Rosehearts:

• While he looks cute and stuff, I wouldn’t get along with him before his overblot or even after it (well for a short while)

• though, I do like him but he would either dislike me or hate me or a small (even if I wish he would like me-) chance that he would like me

• Definitely would tease and mock him for fun but if he's do that to me I'd probably fight him in a fit of rage or just have a few tears while I scream at him

• I find him adorable and amusing when he gets mad but I'd rather my head on my shoulders so I wouldn't tease him or mock him too much

• Though, I would be kind to him and if he wishes I would be affectionate with him too, while I know he deserves love and stuff, I want him to let me in first since he quite different from the other Heartslabyul student

• Since he probably reads a lot, I may ask him for tips in class and for my poems

• I would prepare some tea and buy some snacks for us to eat and drink while we hang out (this would either happen in a comfortable silence [after I can get along with him] or I would animatedly talk about the things that interests me or things that interests him or we are just talking about school work and stuff)

The old men are spending time together

Lilia and William ✨️ and at times I love to give William horns jdjd but I cannot exactly draw them djsj

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