Deuce: Dont Freak Out, But Were In The ER And Need A Ride.

Deuce: Don’t freak out, but we’re in the ER and need a ride.

Yuu: Why are you in the ER this time?

Deuce: Okay, so, I told Ace and Epel that I could fireman pole slide down the plumbing pipes and they couldn’t.

Ace, shouting in the background: You made me break my fucking arm and both ankles!

Epel, also shouting in the background: He fell halfway and landed in a dumpster.

Yuu: Deuce, do the three of you practice this behavior or is it innate?

Malleus: Child of Man… there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you…

Yuu: Oh good, finally you’re proposing.

Malleus: What? How did you know?

Yuu: You dropped the ring like five times during dinner.

Malleus:

Yuu: I even picked it up once.

Deuce: We’re doomed!

Cater: Well, you’ve lived a good life, right?

Deuce: I’m only sixteen!

Cater: I said good, not long.

Deuce: Did you call a classmate dumb today?

Epel: No.

Epel: I said “are you dumb?"

Epel: I was asking him

Deuce: Do you think that was appropriate?

Epel: Very much so

Floyd: I have a question.

Yuu: Yes?

Floyd: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Yuu:

Floyd: Obviously this is all hypothetical-

Yuu: WHERE is Ace?

Child!Yuu part 3:

@shiemori :

I LVVE THIS- may I also get tagged when the other parts come out :0

Leona looked at the time, and saw that it was almost time for dinner and called the two balls of cuteness over, stating that it was time to eat and then go to sleep.

Nodding their heads at the dormwarden, they started to collect their stuff that they have played with, and got up to put the items in their respective place, showing to Leona that they are big and good kids.

While a little annoyed at the fact that they seek his validation, but kind of proud of them, the savanaclaw dormwarden chuckled while ruffling the children's hair.

"Good job, brat, herbivore." the green-eyed male praised the little sunshine of a cub and the little ball of kindness known as the Ramshackle Prefect.

They started walking towards the cafeteria of the school, meeting Jack and Ruggie along the way, as Ruggie told Cheka about some places that they could play the next day, on the other hand, little Yuu was on Jack's shoulders as the (e/c) child told the wolf beastman about their playtime with Cheka.

The said beastman that holds the child Prefect nodded his head while humming to show that he understands and that he is listening to the shy puddle of kindness.

Cheka was animatedly telling Ruggie on how he was a good big bro and played with Yuu.

Arriving at the cafeteria, Jack let the (e/c) child down, and took their hand into his bigger one. Yuu didn't complain about being off the beastman's shoulders, but still pouted a little about it.

They quickly went towards a table and waited for Ruggie and Jack to come back with food for Leona, themselves and the two kids. While waiting, Yuu was looking around anxiously and mumbled a short and almost inaudible "Scary people.."

This sentence made Leona look towards the anxious child and while not being the best person to comfort someone, much less a child, he awkwardly pat the herbivore's head in a way to say 'it's alright'.

Getting the message, the anxious Prefect-turned-into-a-child calmed down a little and shyly smiled towards Leona, this action caught Leona off guard and he swore he saw an little angel.

"Hey! We got the food, now let's eat!" Exclaimed Ruggie as he came into the view of the three that were located at the table. The hyena beastman quickly came towards the said table and placed down the trays with the food.

After eating, they went towards the headmage office, to give Yuu to the incompetent headmage and their alchemy teacher said child.

Upon arriving, they knocked on the door, after hearing a 'come in' from inside the room, they entered the office, and saw Crowley and Crewel playing cards games.

Seeing that Leona, Ruggie and Yuu entered the room, Crewel stood up and went towards the child that he may or may not want to adopt.

Upon meeting Crewel again, Yuu brightened up and ran towards the fashion icon known as the alchemy teacher of Night Raven College. "Mr.Crewel!" Was what the Ramshackle dorm Prefect said and hugged the older man.

Divius, quickly picked up the (height) child and smiled at them. Finally, realizing that they were tired, Yuu yawned and put their head on the teacher's shoulder.

The (h/c) hair of the child spread on their face as Yuu's breath evened and the black and white haired teacher knew that his- I mean the child had fallen asleep.

"Thank you for taking care of them, Kingscholar, Bucchi." The teacher thanked the two as Jack was outside the office, carrying Cheka on his back because Leona didn't want to.

Closing the door the savanaclaw members and young Cheka went towards their dorm. After they left, Divius sighed and turned his attention towards Dire, seeing that the headmage's attention was on the sleeping child, he asked him what he wants.

"I wonder, how much time it would take for Mx.Yuu to turn back to normal." Said Dire, the alchemy teacher also wondered the same question, but he also loved to take care of Yuu like they were his own child.

Packing their stuff, they left the office and went towards their shared apartment that was close to NRC, after 20 minutes or so, they arrived home and Divius quickly put the sleeping (e/c)-eyed child to a bed from the guest room.

Slowly closing the door, the half-black-half-white haired male whispered a quick 'goodnight' to the child, even though Yuu couldn't hear him, and went to the kitchen where Dire was.

Sensing his husband, Dire looked up from his cup of tea that he had prepared while Divius was tucking Yuu in bed. They had to discuss about the whole Yuu-turned-into-a-child-situation and how could they send Yuu back to their world.

"So, what are you going to do about this whole situation? You are the headmage after all." Crewel sat down on a chair while taking his own cup of tea that Crowley also prepared for him.

Sighing, Crowley put his hand in his hair, before chuckling a sad chuckle, he knew he should send the Ramshackle Prefect back to their world as he actually did find a way to get them back.

He knew he was selfish for not telling them about it, he knew it wasn't fair to the Prefect to be lied to, but he couldn’t bring himself to tell them, because the method to bring them back could easily kill them.

He knew he shouldn't have gotten attached to a kid from another world, he knew he couldn't help it, but he wanted to keep them here, where he knew that they were alive and well, even if he isn't much of a help to said kid.

"Dire." The voice of his husband snapped him out of his thoughts, and he looked towards Divius with a melancholic gaze.

"I'm sorry, Divius but.." The half-black-half-white haired male raised a brow and told his beloved to continue "I can't help it, but I want to be selfish and keep Mx.Yuu here, in Twisted Wonderland."

Shocked by Dire's statement, the alchemy teacher gestured to explain why he wants that. "It's just.. I got attached to them, I think of them as my own child.. and I don't want to send them back to their world."

Blinking a few times, Divius soon started to laugh, and now Dire was confused. Why is his husband laughing at his statement?

"Sorry, sorry, love. Its just, I also got attached to this puppy.. but if our puppy wants to go home, we have no choice but to let them go home but if they want to remain here, we can adopt them as our own." Said Divius as he held his lover's hand and gently squeezed it.

Feeling better, the crow themed male smiled a little and nodded his head, his golden eyes softened as he said "Maybe.. they would want to stay with us and everyone here.."

After finishing their tea, they went to bed where they cuddled while talking about activities they could do with Yuu as bonding time.