The Summoner Thought They'd Get Lucky And Bust A .45 Calliber, 5* Ayra In Her Ass.

The summoner thought they'd get lucky and bust a .45 calliber, 5* Ayra in her ass.

Turns out it was a blank- 3* Wrys.

I don’t know what the summoner thought was gonna happen

Headcanon: Despite his best efforts, Gunter sometimes throws out his back when he and Nerr try certain positions

"Why don't you just admit you pulled your back trying to get a blowjob while doing a handstand?"

"If you ever listened to yourself speak, Nerr, you'd realize you just answered your own question."

Love Nikki just updated today

Me, the literal second the server comes back up: OH BOY!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER! AND LOOK AT ALL THESE NEW OUTFITS!! YAY!!

Me, literally five minutes later on 12-3 maiden: You're telling me I gotta craft NEW outfits for these levels?! To hell with this! *goes back to working on old outfits*

I always wondered what was going through her mind when she asked them to sit on her magic memory chair. Did she think they were going to say "Oh, now I remember that I really am Hoshidan! That obviously cancels out all the years of good memories I had with my loving friends and family and all the years of being taught that Hoshidans are my enemy! Gee, it sure is easy to shrug off brainwashing!"

Then again, considering that that is LITERALLY what happens in Birthright (and even Conquest, to an extent), it seems Mikoto knows her kid well.

You ever wonder what would’ve happened if Corrin had sat on the throne when Mikoto asked? I tend to think it just would have caused their transformation to happen a few hour earlier. I also tend to think Mikoto wouldn’t have thought that far ahead and would have been stuck with a rogue dragon and would have died anyway.

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

A true gentleman. Why aren't you real...??? *sobs quietly in the corner*