Natasha: Maybe If I Wish Hard Enough We'll Find Him.

Natasha: Maybe if I wish hard enough we'll find him.

Natasha:

Natasha: Nothing happened, didn't it?

Y/N: ... I mean, if you wished nothing happened-

Natasha:

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay, nothing happened.

Natasha: Damnit!

Steve: LANGUAGE

Natasha:

Y/N:

Natasha: Found you, Steve.

Y/N: See? It worked after all.

Natasha: *Gently taps table*

Clint : *Taps back*

Steve : What are they doing?

Tony : Morse code.

Natasha: *Aggressively taps table*

Clint : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Natasha : God, give me patience.

Clint: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Natasha : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Natasha: I will kiss whoever does a favour for me

Steve: Where is this coming from so suddenly?

Natasha: kill Tony for me please =D

Steve:

Clint: I'll do it for free

Steve: Wait,what-

Natasha: Deal.

Steve: Wait, guys...

Clint: Pleasure doing platonic buisness with you.

Steve: gUYs

Natasha: You're welcome, Steve. I solved the civil war problem by myself.

Steve: GUYS

Clint: *sees Wanda and Natasha kissing* How much are you willing to bet Natasha's the top?

Bucky: Mate, I'm going to have to stop you right there. Have you ever seen Wanda date?

Clint: Um, without Natasha? No.

Bucky: Wanda's the top. I bet $100.

Clint: Dude, wtf?

Bucky: Dirty mind, mate. It's not that. I'm saying- just look at Natasha right now.

Clint: *looks*

Clint:

Clint: Okay fine, you're right.

Natasha: While I’m gone, Clint , you’re in charge.

Clint : Yes!!!

Natasha, whispering: Steve , you’re secretly in charge.

Steve : Obviously.