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FOR A MOMENT?!

bitch his sweat is your new favorite smell

you are The Fuck in it

that very evil and sly thing that Life and the Universe does where it puts that one person back in your life, even for a moment, and you've been seeing all those fun little angel numbers but oh my god you cannot read into this you cannot you cannot you--

ALEXA PLAY FRANCESCA BY HOZIER

middle school ass question but anybody else not know that pemdas is not a step-by-step order of operations type thing?

like it isn't:

1- parentheses

2- exponents

3- multiplication

4- division

5- addition

6- subtraction

it's actually:

1- parentheses

2- exponents

3- multiplication/division

4- addition/subtraction

....?

I was legitimately NEVER taught this. this could have saved little me so much fucking time and energy and anxiety-riddled nights at the kitchen table and straight up shame from teachers asking me to do math problems in front of the class and making me feel bad because I didn't know any better because THEY NEVER TAUGHT ME

THEY MISSED A CRUCIAL STEP BUT I GOT TO FEEL FUCKING STUPID ABOUT IT??????

this whole weekend was horny hours where all i wanted to do was strap a man to my bed and ride him or just be absolutely crushed under his weight (there is no in-between) and today has been...

there have been tears.

like everything was fine and normal but little things get pulling my heartstrings and idk why

don't like it. wish everyday was horny hours.

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

that very evil and sly thing that Life and the Universe does where it puts that one person back in your life, even for a moment, and you've been seeing all those fun little angel numbers but oh my god you cannot read into this you cannot you cannot you--

ALEXA PLAY FRANCESCA BY HOZIER

trying to only watch new (to me) movies is hard lmao they need my full attention, of which I have very little, but i’m chugging through

but the matrix is just… not that great is it? it’s over two hours long and cannot hold my attention for more than five minutes, what’s going on

nvmd crisis averted - i found a goth to help with the hair sitch

all i was trying to look for was pics of faux mullets and i'm getting all these "articles" about taylor swift or jenna ortega debuting their faux mullets... it's literally just bangs??

these are long hair styles with bangs?

normal ass haircuts???

gimme some gay ass faux mullets! i don't look enough like a secret queer!

all i was trying to look for was pics of faux mullets and i'm getting all these "articles" about taylor swift or jenna ortega debuting their faux mullets... it's literally just bangs??

these are long hair styles with bangs?

normal ass haircuts???

gimme some gay ass faux mullets! i don't look enough like a secret queer!

ughhhh google search how to fix a poorly tailored garment bc we were given godawful uniforms for work that *all* had to be tailored because they didn't fit anyone properly and mine is so atrocious and looks unprofessional.

do I let the seams out and just wear it baggy so the crooked seam is no longer a big deal or should I just leave it? I don't have time to drop off or pick up the uniform from the tailor

I'm going to end up with little holes and safety pins in this things, it's so bad

wow so they were right - reading does make you smart. I've been consuming social media language for so long that I genuinely forgot that I am a good writer and can write beautiful, flowery, poetic things, and that all came screaming back to me because I sat in the park and read a fucking book for the first time in ages

I forgot how much books mean to me

I have been to at least one doctor's appointment every month this year, as well as the last few months of last year. I am very fucking tired of these appointments and yet AND YET I finally don't have any (because I couldn't actually get any with the doctors I need to see) until the end of next month, I feel that I should be grateful. I should be relieved. I should make this time feel like it's a type of vacation but instead I am riddled with anxiety and so depressed and fluctuating between feeling like shit and feeling kind of okay. Migraines have come back in their worst form and my stomach is not doing well. My head hurts, my neck hurts, my jaw hurts, and my last experience with the specific doc to treat this shit was a nightmare (and not for the first time), so that was a really great note to end my drs visits streak on.

What the fuck. I should be rejoicing that I don't have to see any doctors during my birthday month, or that I don't have to worry about any appointments disrupting my really good/busy upcoming work schedule.

Fuck.

in need of:

gifset featuring all the times Luke Danes was an environmentalist

the "pictures i take of them vs the ones they take of me" meme is so accurate. that shit actually hurts my feelings lmao. i never ask for pics so when i do, could you give me, like, *one* decent one? oneee without something coming out of the top of my head or cutting off my feet or not centering me as the subject of the photo? not blinking or talking or half smiling? like please, just O N E.

hope that guy knows how really really ridiculously good looking he is even tho his outfit was the most Single outfit I think I've ever seen

everybody now gets my explicit permission to say the fuck word at their doctor if they are too rough with your body and/or do something without warning or care.

go on, do it. say fuck to your doctor today

my dr seems to be really good and is thorough and a specialist/surgeon in an area I have been struggling to find real help but she has the most godawful whisper talk I've ever heard. it does not detract from her professionalism in the slightest, but the way my anxiety ramps up when going to the dr is made so much worse by the way she talks holy shit

I want to miss when my life wasn't riddled with pain but I struggle to think of a time when that was the case

I’m actually so sad tho

having hair that long has been my dream forever

all I should have done was get a trim and bangs but I opted for the whole cut instead

fuck

I’m so mad

ok so nobody knows what an inch looks like, huh?

I say 5 and you think 8

rly h8 how much a haircut tanks my self esteem

I’m just gonna cut my own hair from now on I guess

ok so nobody knows what an inch looks like, huh?

I say 5 and you think 8

this isn’t about dick size it’s about hair dressers

ok so nobody knows what an inch looks like, huh?

I say 5 and you think 8

ok so nobody knows what an inch looks like, huh?

I say 5 and you think 8

I am so all-consumed by Elsewhere.

I heard someone say "live where your life is", as in, live your life where all of your people and jobs and hobbies and favorite hangouts are, but that is not fulfilling to me. I don't feel opportunity or growth here. Here no longer serves me and I feel like I keep getting guilt or wanting to be Elsewhere.

I already live Elsewhere, in my head. It's so much nicer there - more open, fewer boundaries, blooming flowerbeds instead of fences, beautiful sunsets, my own timeline and agenda.

I want to be Elsewhere.

getting my hpv vaccine at age nearly-30 is part of healing my wounded inner child :)

I had a nap-dream where I invented a cocktail and I woke up not remembering a single thing about it apart from the fact that it was called "The JFK" and the final ingredient was squirting grenadine into it from like 3ft away...