Y'all ; " Abigail Is A Gremlin Woman. "

Y'all ; " Abigail is a gremlin woman. "

Lopverse! Abigail's gremlin partner on Ginger Island ;

Shane ;

Me, trying to figure out what the actual fuck is going on with his hair ;

Lop's Sexuality Headcannons For The Stardew Bachelors and Bachelorettes !! ;

Alex - Deep in the closet gay, really trying to figure himself out by the time the farmer arrives. 👀

Elliott - Panromantic / Pansexual with a male lean, but yes, everyone is pretty, regardless of their sex or identity. 💖

Harvey - Biromantic / Bisexual, though he keeps it on the down low. 👀

Sam - Panromantic Asexual !! He had a bit of trouble figuring out his label and bounced around between a couple before he settled on PanAce. 💖

Sebastian - Queer, he really doesn't like using labels all that much, so he claims he's ambiguously queer. 👀

Shane - Biromantic / Bisexual with a female lean. He doesn't really think about dating often, it's not a main focus to him when the farmer arrives, especially since he has other shit going on in his head. 👀

Abigail - Panromantic / Pansexual with a femme lean !! Femme presenting ?? Hell yeah, she'll even do your makeup for you. Even if you present masc, then expect your clothes to be stolen. 💖

Emily - Lesbian. There is no other reason than the vibes are just there. Emily is a lesbian, and those are just facts. 👀

Haley - Also a Lesbian, very closeted, has lots of internalized homophobia, but she's been knowing she's a lesbian since she was able to start getting actual crushes on people. 👀

Leah - Queer / Asexual !! It caused a lot of problems for her in the past, especially with Kel. She finds the idea of a family nice, but the actual steps taken to actually create a family biologically are really uncomfortable to her. 👀

Penny - Deep In the Closet Biromantic / Asexual, she wouldn't dare come out to Pam, especially after Pam finds purpose in Yoba out of fear of what her mother would say to her. 👀

Maru - Biromantic / Homosexual, she actually threw a coming out party for her family, but Sebastian missed it by complete accident. 👀

POV ; You're the town's alpha bitch and the weird angler that lives on the old farm comes up to you. Why is there Mexican serenade music playing ?

Sixty - Nine . . . Nice. 🤙

the most ridiculous part about stardew valley isn’t grandpa’s fucked up bed but that harvey is supposed to be “the old one” out of all the bachelors and he’s only like. 30