Imagine Picking Your F/o Up Like This

imagine picking your f/o up like this

AUUUUUGGHHH

Friendsim Edaamp + CHARACTER INFO!!!! 9 Sweeps He/Him pronouns Prospit dreamer Heir of Heart 6’3 Cerulean Blood Voice Claim: Edd from Eddsworld [Edd Gould in general]

Your name is EDAAMP GIAKNA, and you are a SELF TAUGHT TRADITIONAL ARTIST. Your interests include BOARD GAMES, COOKING, READING, YO-YOING, and MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST…It’s your comfort show, and really the only show you had to watch when you were younger. You cherish it deeply, especially the character of SHYPONY. She’s your favorite. You are a very introverted, skittish, non-confrontational, and shy troll with low self-esteem, but with a soothingly kind heart that’s always trying to help those held close. You may not show it visibly much, but you have high empathy for others, and are able to see right through them, identifying their struggles. Only if their eyes are just as expressive as your own. You prefer to stay away from action, though, at the same time wanting to fit in with those around you. It’s a never ending cycle of want and disappointment. You often have a hard time getting your emotions and opinions out to others. Truth is, you’re afraid to know what they’ll think of you. You desperately want a friend but don't know how to make them without completely fumbling the bag. You’ve waited so long to meet people, you just thought that the making of friends was supposed to be the easy part. That everything would go according to plan, as if it was a show script. But when everything aligns, you really do open up…You’ll still be very quiet though, nothing is changing that.

You were hidden away from all of ALTERNIA because of tragic events that happened to your ANCESTOR. He wanted you safe, and while it worked, it also kept you from learning about the world around you. Trying foods other than homemade pasta, having your first crush, frolicing through fields of ALTERNIAN flowers, and having companions growing up in your most impressionable sweeps. Nobody came for you, not even the IMPERIAL DRONES. You must learn it all now at the age of 9 SWEEPS, and it's a lot to handle.

Your Trolltag is pristineGnocchi, and you “typE…in a..slow..nErvous…way..” and capitalize only E’s, when yelling it’s inverted.

Random Edd Gould art cuz I thought he held samich funny-

26. celebrity crush

I want a joke to get insulted but we all know come on it's obvious I have probably like 50 something pictures of him on my ceiling and over like a hundred something pictures of him on my phone and computer

This is why I feel like I can never be friends with any of Eddsworld crew but if they want to know why they can ask probably wont happen but if it ever does ill explain (and then I realize that I talked to Diwi a couple times and wanna be friends with him cuz hes cool)

I guess I could say a little he was sweet kind funny generous cute reliable honoree at times for sure nlg hes hot in my eyes the personality don't even start on this personality man also his art bro 🥹♥ I

There probably going to people like well is it kind of like necrophilia if the your crush is someone that's dead I'm like no I don't cuz I'm not romantically attracted to a corpse I love him because of him as a person👍♥

Also thnx for the Q so I gave you an A

HONK-SHOE.

karkat sleeping? please