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An SNL sketch that was cut because Bill and Fred could not stop laughing

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

It's no wonder people call My Chemical Romance emo.

Just look at them.

Acting all depressed

You can just tell that they’re so full of hate.

They want all their fans to kill themselves.

All they care about is sex, money and drugs

And they are obviously a terrible influence on their fans.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

And I partially blame that on Vampires Will Never Hurt You because that shit was stuck in my head. Fuck me, huh?

I haven't slept in 24 hours.

I haven't slept in 24 hours.

Yes.

i want to be in a shitty band and write heavy songs and play basement shows and do stupid shit and have fun and fuck up my hair and drive around in a crappy van full of instruments and scream til my throat bleeds and get bruises all over and make friends and live a little

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

reblog if you’re gay, a vampire, or support gay vampires

Holy shit, this is beautiful.

This was easily 50+ hours of work, and so I would really appreciate everyone’s opinions and critiques. I’m really proud of it and I hope you all enjoy it.

It is age restricted, as it has images some people may find disturbing, and also I’d like to put out a blanket statement against flashing images/lights.

Crib kid?

(A baby crib right next to me)

quick, look at the closest object on your left and make a killjoy name from it

Ummm “Note of destruction”

(The closest thing to me is my geo notebook lmao)

lol hi im new to this, actually posting and shit. hope you like my future content that i will hardly have time for, or if there is something it's probably just me distracting myself from real-life problems and homework..

Peter Farter

"Oops."

"What?"

"Y/n, go over there."

"Why? What happened?"

"Y/n just go over there."

"Peter, just tell me what happene-,"

"...."

"Peter?... Did you just f-"

"NO!"

"EW! PETER!"

*cue the tomato face*

L.O.V.E

L, is for the way you look at me

O, is for the only one I see

V, is very very, extraordinary

E, is even more than anyone that you adore

I'm big mad.

Why isn't there any Alex Lawther one shots? If there is, please, someone let me know.

or I'll probably wright some... who knows?

Stress Reliever

Summary: professor Hader is having a stressful day, until y/n comes in to brighten it..

Pairing: professor!bill hader x student! reader

Warnings: profanity (watch your profanity..)

a/n Taken place before Prof. Hader left for the conference (so basically, every other normal day (after class))

Songs that helped me write this:

Baja (Only Wanna Be with You) by Vista Kicks

Marceline by Vista Kicks 

Santeria by Sublime 

We Could Happen by Aj Rafael

Naïve Unprepared Child by Zach Farache

City of Stars in La La Land

Candy Wrappers by Summer Salt

butterflies by samsa

~~~

A caramel latte in hand, and a hot chocolate in the other, you walk into class with a smile on your face, already feeling the twisting in your stomach and the heat climb up your neck. 

What the hell is wrong with me? Am I sick?

You stand in front of Hader’s desk, hovering over a frantic professor awaiting for him to get off the phone call he was on to hand over the caffeinated beverage. Worksheets were spread all around him, and he felt like he was suffocating trying to sort them out. His work phone trapped in between his shoulder and ear, shuffling papers into stacks and setting them off to the side.

He noticed you and gave a tight-lipped smile, apologetic yet tired. You set the coffee down on one of the stacks of paper, (that’ll probably (most likely) be graded by you later) and reach over to give a sympathetic pat. 

You walk away from his warmth to go sit at your seat. Behind you though, Hader’s gaze follows you. His cheeks pink and warm, his throat tight and itchy and stuttering into the mic of the phone. 

“Uh yeah yeah I’ll get to work on th- .. okay…. okay bye.. alright.” He ends the call with a deep sigh, rubbing his forehead. Looking back up to see your eyes on him. 

You could tell he was stressed. You knew something was a little off the moment you laid eyes on his fraught behavior. 

You give a questioning thumbs up, scrunched eyebrows and mouthing the words ‘you okay?’ 

He quickly nods his head and stands up out of his chair. The class quiets down and he walks in front of his desk waiting for the last of the students to rush in. He takes his coffee from the stack and slowly sips at it. Feeling the warm liquid run down his throat. He closes his eyes for a split second before opening them and looking at you. He tips his cup toward you in a ‘thank you’ motion with a shy smile. You smile back and tilt your head. 

The bell rings just as Pete runs through the door, knocking his shoulder into the post and mumbling an apology. He furrowed his eyebrows and scrunched his face at his own stupidity. The stench of weed radiating off his clothes as he walks towards his desk. 

Hader places the coffee back where it was and begins.

“Alright, so…" 

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The teachers pet submission from 🙃 WAS AO GOOD!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! 💖💗💞💓💝💘💕

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Ask?

Hey! I'm getting back into writing and my asks are open. If anyone could send a prompt for Smosh (specifically for Damien because I'm currently obsessed with that cutie) then I would greatly appreciate it!

Why am I attracted to men who are 10+ years older then me? Why not the guys who are my age? What the fuck pheromones??

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

meirl

well, since I'm in quarantine I now have time to write.

fuck it. i’m writing fanfiction.