I Love Snetunia (/p Or /r But I Prefer /p) And I Love Your Idea!

I love Snetunia (/p or /r but I prefer /p) And I love your idea!

imagine this:

Severus out of Hogwarts after the werewolf incident, stops talking to everyone (even Lily) when he realizes that no one would look out for him, convinces himself that... it doesn't matter if his father Tobias is an abusive muggle or that Petunia (formerly) made fun of him, Severus would go to a muggle school and be happy studying chemistry and find part-time work to train his body in kung fu or (insert the sport you think is better for him) there, in some chemistry class he starts to see that Petunia goes to the same school, they start talking and apologizing to each other (Severus for reading Petunia's letter and Petunia for being rude to him) and they become friends, Snetunia is seeming cool to me.

Get To Know Me

Nickname: Lynne

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Height: 152.40cm

Last thing I googled: Is it ethically permissible to engage in cross-examination with the intent to undermine the veracity or credibility of an adverse witness, despite knowing their testimony to be truthful?

Amount of sleep: Four hours.

Dream Job: A lawyer or prosecutor.

Favourite Song: Stargirl Interlude.

Movie / Book that describes me the most: Atonement by Ian McEwan.

Favourite Instrument: Piano.

Favourite Aesthetics: Dark Academia-?

Favourite Author: Jane Austen!

Random Fun Fact: I love writing fanfics... It's a hobby of mine. I'm very controversial and really loud IRL, yes I'm an ambivert :>

Person I want to invite to play:

@missprinceblack 🫢

Get to know me :) thank you for the tags @pizzaapeteer, @justchillaxplz, @doremimosasol, @thatdammchickennugget and @heirofs1ytherin I GUESSS i'll do it lol

Nickname: Lyss (apparently)

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Height: wouldn't you like to know

Last thing I googled: sciatic nerve (i was worried i'd hurt myself LOL)

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Dream job: some sort of victim's advocate or social reseacher with the hope to influence social policy for the better lol

Favourite song: spotify wrapped says that 'happier than ever - edit' by billie eilish has been my top song for two years, so let's go with that lol

Movie/book that describes me the most: difficult! um. i usually identify myself with my music! maybe lady bird. or little women.

Favourite instrument: the cello. i've played it since i was 11.

Favourite aesthetics: it isn't really pastel goth, but i love a blend of the hyperfeminine and spooky. if it is pink AND freaky? sign me up.

Favourite author: my mutuals <3

Random fun fact: i'm a beverage girl and currently have 7 drinks on my desk with me, lol.

no pressure tags - @ashisgreedy, @slytherinslut0, @fandoms-are-my-h0me, @theeslutintheroom, @azrielscrown, @celerydays, @localravenclaw

I think Sevlily/Sevily is better than Snily for a ship name lmao😭

I had a dream about me in Hogwarts and I thought of Severus while casting the patronus?? 😓

We don't even know if it's romantic or not, but for all I know it's grieving not obsession.

Snape was obsessed, look at his patronus!

For the series, dismantle the Snaters with facts:

The author herself responded to a fan's question by saying that the patronus only changes if the love it's eternal. I don't think the term obsession is written anywhere.

You can find the tweet here

Literally😭

just saw another "snape was too busy holding lily's lifeless body to comfort baby harry!!!" in the wild

but like. it's occurred to me that even if Snape HAD actually been there, and even if he HAD picked up baby Harry and attempted to comfort him, people who don't like snape would probably find something to complain about that too

like, "how creepy to pick up your dead crush's baby!!! snape was a creepy obsessive stalker and lily wanted nothing to do with him how dare he touch her child without a guardian's permission!!" or something, or that snape would only make baby Harry feel worse (fair, I don't get the impression that Snape was a naturally comforting, paternal, or cuddly young man), or that he was about to, like, kidnap harry or something and grow another lily in lab conditions 😂