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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
Honestly he's probably more of a dumb sugar baby
Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
MC: My crazy ass could never marry someone important. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.
Beel : What if I held you gently and we were happy together?
Mc : Hmmm...
Belphie : What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?
Mc : HMMMM...
Asmo : I can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore out of this one :(
Satan : Manslaughter it is then.
Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with
Asmo: the fork on your right.
I CANT 💀 💀
Mammons most recently googled questions:
- do humans like to be pet?
- How much grimm does a human make throughout their life cycle?
- how to cut out human meat from my diet.
- is it okay for a human to ingest a small amount of human meat?
- how to not leave finger prints???
- top Ways to get rich quick
- gold bag
- demon scale gold bag
- viciousace golden dragon skin bag ( 42,000 raven)
- human intelligence quiz
- what to do when your human has now developed a taste for human flesh.
- what does outer space taste like
- what to do if your human has started trying to size you up to eat you?
- what is bone apple teeth???
- sharkcoochi board???
- sharkcochi baord??
- how to spell shark coochi bord??
- charcuterie board.
- shark shaped charcuterie board.
- how to tell if your human has rabbies
- what does a rabbies bite look liek???
Vishnu: Silence is golden.
Shiva: Duct tape is silver.
If you think about it nevermore is terribly dystopic cause imagine getting the sweet relief of death and then you're in fucking high school again
She's with Montressor for fucks sake. Obviously she doesn't have a brain.
still not over this
Me: I cannot relate to this. I get no birds and no bitches
I don’t know where i was going with this nor do i know how it ended up in my drafts
He should. Prospero is one of the hottest people in Nevermore, I say this respectfully while understanding that I can never have him.
can we talk about the fact that Prospero wears a whole-ass suit to bed?
Sir are you not burning up?
i feel like the most unrealistic thing about diary of a wimpy kid is how nobody had a fat crush on rodrick.
have this
This panels are just so cute 😭. We have the two spectrum of siblinghood : Duke and Lenore being on one end and Annabel and Prospero being on the other . So cute!
I love how we all agree that Lucifer would murder everyone who harmed Charlie, and make sure that any pain caused by them was inflicted back on them ×1000. This is extremely healthy in terms of father-daughter dynamics.
getting what you deserve
Part 1 ( you're here ) part 2 Part 3
-the drawing belongs to me, do not repost.
Hey look a new entry to the Bad Ending club!
Yandere x Yandere.
fuck a “casual relationship”
i want mutual violent obsession ONLY
Annabel x Male Suitor Headcanons!!
She ignores your existence
“My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without being one. More opportunities will present themselves. You will find hope again.”
— R.V.
DONALD WINS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @bestducktalescharacter
