Life Series Incorrect Quotes

Life series incorrect quotes

Skizz: *lifting weights*

Jimmy: Wow… They’re so intense!

Scott: I wonder what drives them.

Skizz, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs

Grian to mumbo about his face: you have the perfect face

Mumbo to grian about his face: you look like a fish

Welcome to CAMP HERMITCRAFT! (Text Adventure Event)

In the midst of complaining about your mundane life, the divine has suddenly decided to answer your silent petty prayers and send you an adventure to die for.

Last thing you remember was crying to sky in hopes something interesting would add color to your life, only to be responded with a... teenager falling out of the sky? You'll have to remind yourself of what deity you've pissed off to get this kind of treatment. -> START YOUR ADVENTURE HERE <-

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In collaboration with the wonderful @ahllohehn, we bring you a text-doodle adventure in where you, curious campers, are able to control a character of your own, voting through polls to decide on what to do, where, and how to explore Camp Hermitcraft to the fullest.

Interact with your favorite Hermits, stick close to Grian, and perhaps find yourself a way out of this chaotic hellhole.

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EVENT NOTES:

In respect for Ichi's busy schedule, I remind that all scenarios will not always have art/doodles.

There is no scheduled time for when next parts will be released. Please be patient.

Just in case, there may be a hint of hermitshipping warning, but not entirely obvious.

purposefully using they/them for an it/its user because you "don't want to disrespect them :(" is still misgendering!!

the difference to using it/its respectfully is consent. an it/its user is giving you full consent! just use people's pronouns, please. they are not for your comfort.

Neurodivergent Magic To Make An Item Disappear:

Pick up the item

Hold the item securely in your hands

Get distracted by something

The item is no longer detectable on this plane of existence

There is no reversal spell. The item will never be seen again.

bands from michigan when the lights are on: oh absolutely NOT cut that out immediately