Why The Fuck All These Indie Folk Rock Bands Putting Birds And Fish In Random Places. Theyre Putting

why the fuck all these indie folk rock bands putting birds and fish in random places. theyre putting canaries in coal mines and finches in pantries and fish in birdcages. wth

Everyone was so very unhinged, lol

Does anyone remember the time that Grian had a server for the april fools update and everyone was trying to milk Joel?

Yeah, I'm haunted by it.

listening to bbb is like oh my god time will change you is my favorite. actually wait its mad dog. no wait its higher ground. its river rushing. its predators. scars. red clay (rinse and repeat)

Welcome to CAMP HERMITCRAFT! (Text Adventure Event)

In the midst of complaining about your mundane life, the divine has suddenly decided to answer your silent petty prayers and send you an adventure to die for.

Last thing you remember was crying to sky in hopes something interesting would add color to your life, only to be responded with a... teenager falling out of the sky? You'll have to remind yourself of what deity you've pissed off to get this kind of treatment. -> START YOUR ADVENTURE HERE <-

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In collaboration with the wonderful @ahllohehn, we bring you a text-doodle adventure in where you, curious campers, are able to control a character of your own, voting through polls to decide on what to do, where, and how to explore Camp Hermitcraft to the fullest.

Interact with your favorite Hermits, stick close to Grian, and perhaps find yourself a way out of this chaotic hellhole.

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EVENT NOTES:

In respect for Ichi's busy schedule, I remind that all scenarios will not always have art/doodles.

There is no scheduled time for when next parts will be released. Please be patient.

Just in case, there may be a hint of hermitshipping warning, but not entirely obvious.

Neurodivergent Magic To Make An Item Disappear:

Pick up the item

Hold the item securely in your hands

Get distracted by something

The item is no longer detectable on this plane of existence

There is no reversal spell. The item will never be seen again.

I am so insane