Send-help-oof - Sometimes, I Wonder How I Ended Up Here

Seungkwan: Hey, don’t change the subject!

Vernon: What’s the subject?

Seungkwan: Me.

*all of Exo staring out the window*

Suho: What are you doing?

Chen: The cable went out, so we’re watching the couple across the street break up.

Rosé: If you’re American and coming to Australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100% way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “Dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here.

Jisoo: What does this say in English?

Jennie: Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should rather be more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named “Dane” who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent.

Jisoo: Okay, so what does it say in American?

Jennie: You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider.

Lisa: Well, rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

Jennie: If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.

Rosé: This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language.

Kibum: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Taemin: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...

Kibum: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.

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