scuddleduck - Do not perceive me
Do not perceive me

Elder phannie. 38. USA. phanfic author. They're not very good but it's a creative outlet and my therapist said I need those

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9 months ago
At My Dad's House And I See He's Put A Bobblehead Albert Einstein In A Cage With A Rubber Snake.

At my Dad's house and I see he's put a bobblehead Albert Einstein in a cage with a rubber snake.

Me: why is Einstein in a cage?

Dad: he knows why


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9 months ago

Also with the 'I don't get ready, I STAY ready' and pour bot hem Phil flashing up on screen. They really want us to know that he's, like, good to go at a moment's notice. Cool cool cool. 🙃

i love how no one even posted anything about phil saying "I'm lubricated, I'm ready". we are truly boiled

9 months ago

headcanon: phil kisses dan as a way to shut him up when he goes on an extended nonsense yapping session


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9 months ago

I'm moving into a new build townhouse and the move-in date keeps shifting. I have been living out of boxes and suitcases for 6 weeks, waiting desperately for the contractors to tell me they're finally done, but something keeps coming up.

Anyway- *new house isn't done and I fear I'll live in my box cave forever* he he Dan and Phil reference


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9 months ago

This has been weighing on me, so I'm just going to say it. I don't think dnp's makeup is that bad.

I think it looks bad in the up-close filming because it's supposed to look good with the normal camera set up, which it does. Ring lights wash out pale skin and lots of beauty youtubers wear darker foundation to offset the lights. (I'm thinking of Robert Welsh who has done lots of videos where he turns off his big lights and films on an iPhone to show the difference)

To be fair, the blending is bad. I can't defend that. But the shade itself doesn't seem that off for Dan as a light neutral/ warm. Phil is 100% very light cool and should use a different shade if he uses any, but Dan seems to be using the same one he used for DD. ( you can see him put in on about a minute into the first video)


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9 months ago

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world


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9 months ago

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

9 months ago

Oh? Oh. Okay.

10 months ago

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours


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10 months ago

HOW TALL IS THEIR HOUSE????

HOW TALL IS THEIR HOUSE????

phil has to stretch to reach the top of the doorway

I at 5'4 can usually touch the top of any door frame I pass through without having to stretch and phil almost a full foot taller than me has to stretch to reach his.

dan and phil and their custom built phouse /j


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