Phil *gets 73% On A Test*: Thats An A :)

Phil *gets 73% on a test*: that’s an A :)

none of the words i want to say are in the bible

I keep getting weird sponsored posts of men in Calvin Klein thongs. This is because I stared at that one picture of sister daniel a little too long, isnt it?

FINALLY

What should I write next?! One shot songfic, no word limit, very horny, etc.

It happened. I had a Dan and Phil dream. I dreamed I was at the pre-show and someone asked about what their favorite books are. Phil went into a whole thing and said he likes to read before bed and Dan was like, " he always brings a book to bed and completely ignores me trying to get attention." And the room fell silent, but they, didn't notice? Phil made some joke about books being more interesting and then Dan asked if a book would suck Phil's dick.

And then I woke up with a bloody nose

these men need chapstick, i think someone should give some to them on a m&g, let’s make them cute and personified so it doesn’t seem offensive like awww that is the moon chapstick !! ohh that chapstick has my old bedsheets !! or awww this chapstick has a llama xD you’re so annoying but thank you !!!