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I dunno fam I just love thinking about people eating food that’s so delicious they don’t want to stop and then feeling heavy and sleepy and then getting loved on while groaning softly because they feel so good

Character A and B are having a movie night at B’s house. A has been tooting left and right and snacking on a bag of Veggie Booty. B is constantly teasing them about being “Veggie Tooty” and making fun of the sounds and smells. At one point, B even steals a handful and nearly swallows it whole, assuming this won’t have the same effect on their stronger stomach. As the evening starts to get a bit more romantic, B leans forward for the remote…and rips the biggest fart of the night, hands down. Their red face alone is karma enough to A.

YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!

Something about characters wetting themselves in their pajamas…

I feel like it just adds an extra layer of sweetness and “oh, you poor thing” to the whole scenario. Like. Mmm :)

Dude letting rip as he plays video games

Reblog if it’s okay to send dirty asks!

My favorite thing right now, I just can’t stop thinking about scenarios like this, where someone is super gassy but completely unashamed so whenever the feel the need they just push it out without worrying about the sound or smell and when the inevitable happens and they shart they just keep pushing like it’s just a fart, completely unbothered by the growing pile of shit in their underwear before continuing to go about their day

NEVER SAW THIS. Going insane about this for a moment! Do you think they'd keep pushing for relief or for their own entertainment? If Entertainment, imagine them rubbing their ass against something only to release a killer bubbler that lasts a minute long leaving a stain in the underwear they're wearing. Oh God, what if they do it for relief only ,, lifting their leg and releasing whatever was trapped inside no matter the circumstances of it being shit or not. It makes their seat rumble each time and they just moan happily as If they didn't just shit themselves. (Or damn near close to it)

someone farting because they know they can just walk to the toilet near them. belly churning filled with hot garbage, their ass clenching and unclenching as they let out bubbly ruptures of nonsense. cheeks stuttering, face warm.

they experience pure bliss while their partner has to hide the lump in their pants from the smell and warmth that is ASS.

Big bladder bulge,,,,they are just begging to be pressed

vampires pissing would be so hot I've been waiting for someone to prove me wrong and I've never been proven wrong

me

POSTED YESTERDAY?? I FEEL LIKE IM BEING SPOILED.

or soiled..... hm

character A is sick with a UTI. it's bad, and so their friend/partner character B has been taking care of them, helping them through it.

B lets A rest in their bed and goes out to run some errands, promising to be back soon. a very sick A is left behind.

quickly, the familiar need for the bathroom starts to crawl up on them- and it hurts. perhaps they even start to cry, depending on the character. it burns, and the more they hold it in, the worse it gets- but they're too ill to get up.

they curl in on themselves and their eyes are brimming with tears. they're getting desperate, and all they want is some relief- so... after a few more moments of pain, unable to think even straight, they push. hard.

they force out big, big spurts of what feels like gallons of urine, a warm wetness quickly spreading across their butt and across the sheets. their pajama pants are growing soaked- but they don't care. it feels so good.

the stream comes to a stop, and they take a moment to come to their senses, laying in a puddle of their own mess. they eventually realize the extent of what they've done, and their face flushes red as they let out an embarrassed sob.

they wet B's bed on purpose.

disgusted with themselves, they lay there, wallowing in their self depreciation until B comes home. B heads upstairs to check on them, only to find them quietly crying to themselves. they rush over, gently asking what happened, and A has to explain the situation.

I am so fucked. So Mental

Gassy dude uncontrollably farts during a lecture, eventually having to leave the room.

a desperate guy fucking you while absolutely bursting. you can't tell if his whimpers are due to his pleasure or desperation, but either way, they're fucking hot.

he wants to pull out and sprint to the bathroom so bad, but fuck, you feel so good. surely he should just pull out for a minute and excuse himself, but a part of him wants to say fuck it and relieve himself inside you so he won't miss a second being inside you.

the decision is made for him quickly as you move in a way that makes him cum almost instantly, and the second he stops cumming he tries to pull out and make a run for it, only for his jelly legs to get him absolutely nowhere and he ends up absolutely soaking you and the bed.

I love wet sloppy farts .... but I can't find any good prompts to imagine. can someone give me shit to think about thank youuu <3

I'm not turned on by the fart I'm turned on by the shit that's behind it

I like big slobby men in a way that can't be expressed to a normal person. REALLY nice, big slobby men who aren't afraid to be nasty. you say his ass smells like shit? he'll make you smell real shit. yknow what I'm saying right guys

Just gonna make this post because I see some people reblogging/liking their stuff but @/bobaawoomi (without the “/“) is a minor in a kink space, please block+dni with them.

new intro.

Hey, welcome to my account! It's NSFW based, as I wanted to find more content on here. you can send me asks and posts, im all ears man. I was born 06 17 2005 and I am a cis male.

do not interact: Minors or ageless blogs, people that are turned on by animals or children, and other basic criteria...

I love this meaningless detail fart artists put on their character when the farts stain the pants and they look kind of wet and brown? Gross, but it gets me going

Hands kneading a bloated, swollen tummy... hearing the gurgles and burps erupt from them.

hear me out for a sec:

feedee sitting on feeders lap, tight boxers, feeder wearing jeans. stuffing and wet lap farts ensue. thank you for your time

I think the sexiest thing ever is those less-known Twitter fart accounts that have numerous clips of them farting and shitting. Like, I don't necessarily have a scat kink, but the idea of someone spending hours at a time blasting til they shit is kinda.........

Person B really needing to use the restroom but for some reason can't push anything out....

They sit on their Person A's lap, boner visible, and blast rotting farts onto their crotch.. Person A can tell they need to go soon. When suddenly, Person B pushes their ass deep into Person A's bulge and let's out the last few farts. Ending it with a shart

Gassy fat man. sitting on floor? ass perked pre shit farts...top tier.

// fart/scat + piss kink

a gassy person sitting on someone's lap who really needs to take a leak but the bathroom is clogged . The gassy person letting out rotten, absolutely foul gasses and yet the other has to try not to get turned on by the smell, vibrations, and the urge to let it out right there.

the desperation would be cute