Yo, So, Get This - When The First German Saving Bank Decided To Flip The Script And Become An Islamic

Yo, so, get this - when the first German Saving Bank decided to flip the script and become an Islamic bank, it totally shook things up, especially when it came to the dress code. It was like a whole new world, fam, talk about a drastic makeover!

Yo, these dudes were totally converted, you feel me? They rocked the cut foreskin look. And now they had to level up and learn how to handle circumcised cocks. It was just a phase, bro. Once they grew a majestic full beard, their dicks were getting sucked and they were banging other asses. Like, total glow-up goals, am I right?

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Encouraging closeted faggots to come out and be vocal about their love for Alpha men.

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