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damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

Light answers a tough question

my fav boomer joke

ur such a sick perverted freak omg do tht again pls

I'm actually very normal you stupid fucking bitch piece of shit

4 day work week, 4 hour work day, universal basic income, guaranteed housing, water, food, education, healthcare and internet. And anything less is conservative nonsense.

god you're so fucked up lets make out

they used to call them fagheart & gaystripe

Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style

Wait. Are you horse tumblr's tokem boy?

I'm like a clownfish, when I'm surrounded by guys I'm a girl, when I'm surrounded by girls I'm a guy, yet I'm always just one of the guys and/or one of the girls. I'm Mr Girl, I'm Miss Boy, I'm boygirl supreme.

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together

Happy birthday to my birthday twin!!!

faggot

pope francis?!?!?!?!?

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

“you just find gay subtext in everything” no the fuck i dont the gay subtext was presented to me on an ornate silver platter

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do