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Sarcastic Ace Friend

Hoard of your resident sarcastic ace friend. Somewhere between 25 and 250. Asexual/Demisexual, Cis, She/Her/Hers. Posts a lot about: D&D, language learning, LGBT+ content, social justice, and fiber arts. Also cats and books.

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You Tried To Change Didnt You?closed Your Mouth Moretried To Be Softerprettierless Volatile, Less Awakebut

You tried to change didn’t you? closed your mouth more tried to be softer prettier less volatile, less awake but even when sleeping you could feel him travelling away from you in his dreams so what did you want to do, love split his head open? you can’t make homes out of human beings someone should have already told you that and if he wants to leave then let him leave you are terrifying and strange and beautiful something not everyone knows how to love.

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9 years ago
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oh trust me, I can go on. 

Yeah, Nicki Minaj seems like a terrible role model to me. 

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9 years ago

AUs to consider

“we live in different countries and got paired up as pen pals for a project for school” au

“i crashed your family member’s wedding for the free food but hi there” au

“i’m a techie, you’re the lead actor in a show” au

“the person running the rollercoaster is really hot” au

“sorry that text was meant for someone else but hi there who are you” au

“we’re in a breakfast club style all day detention” au

“i don’t want to go alone to my ex’s wedding and our mutual friend said you’re free that night” au

“i signed up for a dating website to get my mom off my back” au

“we’re in the same rocky horror troupe” au

“hey asshole quit kicking the back of my seat it’s a 10 hour flight” au

“your dad is my least favorite teacher” au

“my significant other cheated on me with you, wanna team up to destroy them?” au

“i’ve been coming to this club for years but you’re the best performer i’ve ever seen” au

“i’m rich and i’m not supposed to talk to servants but the person that scrubs my floor is really cute” au

“i was hitchhiking and you picked me up and WHOOPS YOU’RE A FAMOUS ROCKSTAR” au

“we met on a reality show” au

“my family owns the hotel your family is staying in” au

“someone tripped me in the hallway and you’re the only one that helped me up” au

“my parents kicked me out and you’re the only person that bothered to ask the crying, obviously lost kid with a suitcase if something was the matter” au

“you accidentally left your ID in a library book” au

“i had a one night stand the night before i started a college class and WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY BANGED THE PROFESSOR” au

“i’m on a school trip to another country and one of the locals is seriously hot” au

“i’ve never met you before but i went to a huge party at your house with my significant other - who then proceeded to dump me” au

“you’re the cutest waiter at my favorite restaurant” au

“we didn’t come to this anime convention together but we dressed up as characters that are a couple in the show and people keep assuming we’re together and asking us to pose for pictures so hi there what’s your name” au

“you rescued me from the creepy person that was hitting on me in the bar” au


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9 years ago

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck


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