Thinking Abt Buying A Ford Plush Just So I Can Make Him Make Out W/ My Rick Plush

Thinking abt buying a Ford plush just so I can make him make out w/ my Rick plush

*sneaks in and secretly spikes rick's alcohol in his flask with 24 hour truth serum, walks out, and gives rick the flask* hi rick! just thought i would bring you your flask full of alcohol since everyone's flirting with you so, i figured "hey? why not do something really sweet?" when you said goodbye to noob noob...i remember you also said if the wrong answer is placed in the seat the planet will blow up or something...so, morty was who the ride was for...wasn't noob noob in the garage with you or something?

Oh th-*burp*-anks

*Rick takes a sip of his flask*

Also I like people flirting with me it gives me validation. Wait- Why did I say that?

I knew it!

Yeah you did- Fuck! I didn't wa-*burp*-nt to say that!

*Morty smirks*

Wipe that smirk off of your face. Also, yeah, the ride was for Morty.

*Morty blinks*

Wait....what...?

...Shit.

But...the drunk you said it was for Noob Noob...

I was lying as a defense mechanism obvi-*burp*-ously

*Rick slaps himself*

I'm going to stop talking.

Fizzmodeus !!

I know these aren’t all the ships out there these aren’t just the ones I’ve seen the most of.

rick is the reason you're so mean to morty because you're scared if you're nice to him you'll lose him like you lost your daughter, and wife?

Yes. Wait. FUCK! Ugh that fucking anon must've put something in my fla-*burp*-sk

Wait...that's why you're so mean to me?

Yes! I can't lose you!

Rick...

I meant that! Fuck!

Rick I don't want to lose you either...

I care about you!

*Rick slaps himself*

I need to shut up.

*Morty smiles*

I love you Rick.

Love you too buddy. WAIT FUCK

*sneaks in with a cocacola can full of cocacola spiked with 24 hour truth serum* hi morty! here's a nice refreshing cold summer time drink...i like the fizzyness of soda *gives it to morty*

Oh! Th-

*Rick snatches it from Morty's hands*

Hey!

I'm just going to check for poison because I cant show that I care about you in the normal way-

*Rick slaps himself*

(Mumbling) I need to shut my ass up...

*Rick checks for poison and gives it to Morty*

There's no poison.

Ok...thanks anon!

Soooo why do you think Evil Morty looked so angry after Rick pulled Morty Prime through the portal by his shirt? I saw @glitteringcrab point this out in one of their posts, but I assumed it was unintentional, but on one of my rewatches, I paid attention to Evil Morty's facial expressions, and yeah, this was definitely intentional, Evil Morty gave Morty Prime an angry glare for several seconds, it's not even directed at Rick, he's glaring directly at Morty Prime, in fact, he actually doesn't look angry when he looked back at Rick, even when he changes his expression, he's still angrily glaring at Morty, and he only regained his neutral expression when he looked at Rick. This is kinda weird, since he only ever seems mildly annoyed by Morty Prime at worst in this episode. I personally believe it's jealousy, since all Evil Morty wanted, in the beginning, was a grandpa who cared about him, Evil Rick was mentally and was implied to be physically abusive to him, and our Rick, Rick C-137, really doesn't care about Evil Morty like, at all, really the only Morty he cares about is Morty Prime, and Morty Prime actually has that, so Evil Morty might feel some jealousy, what do y'all think? Please put your answer in the comments or tags!