Red Vs Blue Restoration Is Now Available For Preorder On Apple TV, And Along With That Came A New Teaser!

Red vs Blue Restoration is now available for preorder on Apple TV, and along with that came a new teaser!

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

Red Vs Blue Pet AU

Caboose

Good dog boi

Golden Retriever/Labrador mix

Too friendly to even exist

So dumb

Can’t even be taught to sit on command

Doesn’t understand windows 

Carolina

One badass kitty

Red cat with bright green eyes

Is missing half the time

Sometimes you can just spot bright green eyes staring at you through the darkness

Church

That beautiful white cat you just see on the porch of someone’s house

Then the dog jumps at him

Will often hang out inside to taunt Caboose through the window

Hides in the cupboards so no one can find him

Would jump up to open doors

Would also leap at people from above but always miss and just splat on the floor only to scurry away under the couch

Doc

Very good boi

Cute big brown poodle

Has an actual job

Alerts his human to seizures

Wears his cute lil purple vest

Really proud of his job

Such a good boi

Donut

Cute tiny white poodle

Keeps getting dressed up by his human

Many pink ribbons

Has worn a dress once

His collar is lightish red

Grif

Big Saint Bernard

Sometimes he seems dead because of how little he moves

He’s either sleeping or he has his head in the food bowl, sometimes both

Has almost never been seen outside

He might just be dead to be honest

Sarge

Old war dog veteran

Big scarred German Shepherd Dog

Can sometimes be seen doing training drills in the backyard

Will bark at the delivery man

No one is safe from his barking

Simmons

A red/brown Border Collie

So friggin smart

He’d be brought to dog shows if he wasn’t so awkward

Will freeze if there’s a crowd

Is often just hanging out with Grif

Tucker

Halloween black cat with a bright aqua tail (dyed of course)

Is hardly ever home and whenever he’s seen outside he seems to be with another cat doing something…

If anyone even touches him he scratches

But then he’ll go up for more pets

Just likes flaunting his claws

Washington

Golden retriever good boi

Has a job like Doc

Goes into hospitals or schools to support people

Was going to be a police dog but he was too friendly

Too pure

Extra:

Lopez

The roomba

Just trying to escape but the damn door

A pretty old animation of me testing stuff with flipaclip and AI-voices from rubberduck

I'm thinking of redoing this.

This is a crack AU idea where GlaDOS and Wheatley get transported to the Red vs. Blue Freelancer timelines and, during a mission gone wrong, end up with agent Washington as his AI. Since they aren't in their core bodies and are combined, Wheatley is less dumb(he's still a little airheaded), and GlaDOS is less rude(she's still GlaDOS tho lmao)

It'd be more flushed out later.

Due to being AI, they catch on to what's happening to ALPHA pretty quickly and try to develop a plan with Washington and Texas to help free him, but before that, they have to have the mandatory fluff experience.

I plan on flushing out this idea cause I love it.

For now just have this lol

The Janitor's Closet AU

she's had enough

Thanks to @alsolucakairomi for the suggestion!!

This is an absolutely off the wall AU but I was listening to the Spirited Away soundtrack and started wondering what would happen if I shoved my darling blorbos into a similar plot and here we are.

So I figure the premise would be Trevor moving a fair distance for work—the company he works for (probably something pretty similar to INAC) has opened a new headquarters somewhere and is relocating a significant number of its’ staff. Trevor, not having much to tie him down to his previous home, is pretty ambivalent towards uprooting himself to go somewhere else.

He’s giving his work friend Gus a ride to Gus’ new apartment (idk why Gus doesn’t have his own car, I just need someone to function as the same catalyst that Chihiro’s parents were because tbh I can see no way that Trevor would enter a creepy abandoned theme park of his own volition and Gus seems to fit the bill pretty well). Gus is helping Trevor navigate with a big ol’ road atlas and he’s doing a pretty good job of it up until he misreads the atlas and accidentally sends them up a remote country lane. Just like the movie, they wind up in front of a crumbling facade—the entrance to an abandoned theme park. Trevor is immediately ready to turn around and try to recalculate their route, but Gus is tired of driving and lobbies to take the opportunity to stretch their legs. Trevor isn’t so sure—something feels off to him—but Gus announces that he’s going to go explore with or without him and there’s no way Trevor’s going to let him go in there *alone.* So he grabs Kovacs, because he doesn’t know how long they’re gonna be out and he doesn’t want to leave his beloved turtle alone in the car, and reluctantly follows Gus inside.

They have a look around, but it starts getting dark and Trevor is more than ready to head back. Gus says he can smell food and wants to find out what it is. Now beginning to feel that something is seriously amiss, Trevor argues that whatever food they find here probably won’t be that great because the place is abandoned, to which Gus teasingly responds that maybe if Trevor had stopped at that McDonald’s he’d pointed out an hour back instead of forging on, he wouldn’t be forced to take such extreme measures. Naturally, they find the spirit restaurant and Gus tucks in. Trevor, seriously spooked, wanders off to wait for Gus with Kovacs. Then the spirits start coming out. Trevor freaks out, rushes back to find Gus and get the hell out of there, and promptly finds that Gus has been transformed into an animal (I’m not sure which kind—it feels sort of mean to turn him into a pig but maybe that’s just me). Trevor attempts to go back only to find a massive ocean has appeared where the exit once was. So all in all Trevor is having a bad time of it. Enter Angela!

She guides Trevor into a secluded spot away from the chaos of the emerging spirits and explains that the theme park is actually a theatre meant to entertain the residents of the Spirit Realm, run by the witch Vivian. Angela herself is a permanent employee of the theatre, as she can no longer remember her true name and is thus eternally at Vivian’s service. Trevor is terribly confused about everything and still quite frightened, but Angela manages to get through to him that the only way to remain safe here is to secure employment under Vivian, and Trevor decides to trust her. She sends him to seek out her colleague Gene, who might have work for Trevor or otherwise be able to help him get a meeting with Vivian. Trevor sets off with Kovacs in hand, determined to at least try his best to get out of this insane situation.

Gene has no work for Trevor to do, and instead guides him through the Theatre to have an audience with Vivian. Initially insulting Trevor by stating he’s too boring and untalented to be part of any of the actual performances, Vivian assigns him work as a stagehand in exchange for his name, which she replaces with the number 10-3-92.

That’s all I’ve got so far. I know Angela probably spends most of the plot trying to thwart Vivian and find a way to get Trevor back to the human world, but I haven’t thought up all the details of how that works out yet. Does Vivian have some kind of master plot here like in the original game? I have no idea. Possibly Angela decides to leave with Trevor after he helps her remember her real name (which I figured in this AU would be Àngela Guardiana)? Idk there’s a lot of loose ends here I just had to get the brainworm out.