I Walked, Talked, Ate, Drank, Fell In Love And Out Of Love Faster Than Anybody I Ever Knew.

I walked, talked, ate, drank, fell in love and out of love faster than anybody I ever knew.

Jeff Buckley (via quotemadness)

Caffeine-based fetish pic?  Unfortunately not - found a copy of this outrageously misogynistic print ad for Chase & Sanborn Coffee via a 'Cape Cod History' facebook page. 

Harwich, MA native and wife-beating enthusiast Caleb Chase introduced canned coffee in 1878.  And it sucks.

1952:  Buy canned coffee and save yourself from a beating.

2016:  Buy canned coffee and you deserve a beating.  From me. 

True that, True Detective.

Can’t wait to try this response out on my small talkin’ mailman...

For one thing you’re nice. You’d rather not be, you’d rather be something else, tough or sharp or something like that, but you’re nice, you can’t help it. Naïve. But you think you have to prove you’re not merely nice, so you get into things you shouldn’t.

Margaret Atwood, from Bodily Harm (via violentwavesofemotion)

To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan