Hellooo! Welcome To My Bloooog! Here's Some Things About Me

Hellooo! Welcome to my bloooog! Here's some things about me

- monster fucker - draws on a phone - loves speculative biology + space - nature witch - horny on main

I mostly make creatures 👹, post occasional blorbo thoughts 😶‍🌫️, and (sometimes) pictures of my plants 🪴.

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👉 Big ol' speculative biology docusite

👉 Blockbench thingydoos

👉 Hero Forge boodles

Note what you like, reblog what you love. Byyyyye ✨

Dion. He's a deep one, sirens who are more fish than man that live far below sea level in the nope zone. I *think* I based him loosely on a dragonfish which, despite their horrifying appearance, aren't that big. Dion's about 10 feet long, but he's a sweetheart 🐟

Draw a deep sea mermaid.

I have over 100 different aliens to draw for my website, so I'm speedrunning them and they're all looking like shitposts 😂

Canon twin bros from a shitpost avatar dream I named Lee (left) and Roy (right)

Instead of the conventional method of growing an avatar body, they were originally humans who were injected with na'vi DNA instead. They kept their wonderful black skin and grew to be 8 feet tall, but grew very short tails, short braid stems, and for reasons I'm too lazy to explain, lost their bits. They were made to test the limits of na'vi on Earth, so on Pandora their strength is superhuman.

They like to fuck with tribes and make people think they're ghosts or demons cause they deviate so far from the norm. They also tend to run around naked.. because who needs clothes when you have nothing to hide? (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

These are Artillera, a race of colossal biosynthetic battle squids. Because they're so goddamned huge, some aliens pilot them as ships. Who knew ones insides could become a home for a crew? That's if they survive the man-eating antibodies. Artillera feast on neutron stars and black holes. They're armed with a star cannon that also acts as a mouth that crushes the ships they skewer with their dominant arms. Each section is covered in electromagnetic nematocysts that disarm any ship stubborn enough to endure the Artillera's massive EMP blast. The skin of this creature make it near impossible to injure, let alone kill, and it has eyes everywhere, which means no stealthy approach to boarding it. Some aliens call it Waiting Death, as it will plant itself on planets either from the first knee down or just below it's second triad of eyes, and wait for potential prey to get close enough to attack. Most unsuspecting victims will think it's a monolith. Well, I'll tell ya.. If you find a planet with dozens of suspicious squid-head looking monoliths, don't land there!!!

Slut-waisted brothers from other mothers having a bromance. Serah is a cisgender alien, Kaleesh is a child-eating demon from hell. Took effin forever!