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saltedaltes
You Can Never Have Enough Salt.

Way to many thoughts. Way too little motivation. She/TheyAnd collecter of many things.Go ahead and call me Salt/Manders

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saltedaltes
1 year ago
saltedaltes - You Can Never Have Enough Salt.
saltedaltes - You Can Never Have Enough Salt.
saltedaltes
1 year ago
Oh, Dont You Ever Wish You Were Self-aware?

“Oh, don’t you ever wish you were self-aware?”

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I like to think that Chat Noir probably hates being Adrien… I mean… If all that’s behind the mask is another mask… then, what’s the point?

Lyrics from: “I H8 U!!” by Egg tan


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saltedaltes
1 year ago
You Should Rewatch Miraculous I Said To Myself, You Wont Feel The Overwhelming Urge To Try And Rewrite

“You should rewatch Miraculous” I said to myself, “You won’t feel the overwhelming urge to try and rewrite the series in your brain!” I claimed.

I was very wrong.

Anyways we all agree that Adrien is super transfem right?


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saltedaltes
1 year ago

Hey guys… quick question, but who’s still left in the elections? And has the vote been announced yet?

Also, who are you voting for and why?


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saltedaltes
1 year ago

You know, if the egg admins ever do some sort of QnA I would love to know which parent they were hoping to get from the start. Because they must have had someone in mind.


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saltedaltes
1 year ago

Starting the climb now! Thank you so much!

Badboyhalo QSMP Lore Masterpost

Disclaimer: Heavily used q!Bad’s wikipage to make this, so I recommend reading through it if you’re short on time! Not included is the first canonizations of his part-time grim reaper job and his comment about how his character “arrived” in 9600 BC.

Most of Bad’s streams are 6-8 hours long, so I’ve tried my best to include timestamps. Heavy lore usually occurs early in, but Bad is in-character 90% of the time, so many of his character developments happen naturally and slowly. 

☆: Most important vods in my opinion for q!Bad’s lore if you’re really short on time. 

Finding the Ticket

☆ First Day: The first day of the QSMP

☆ Adoption Day: The first day of the egg event, in which Bad adopts Dapper. This also is the start to his daily QSMP streams.

Keep reading

saltedaltes
1 year ago

Tbh being a person who watches Philza mainly and then switching to other POVs bc you need to know lore feels kinda like I watched a bootleg version of a movie and then went and sae the actual movie in theaters-

So little information and only knowing what's going on a little bit, the plot has been lost- then I go and watch the movie in theaters and everything becomes so clear-

saltedaltes
1 year ago

Ngl while I’m not fully caught up on things in the lore I don’t completely think the new poster is fully related to new people… it just seems so out of place???

I’m thinking with the amount of quests that they’re being sent on recently that maybe those 7-8 people are current players who are going to be asked to leave the island on a quest or something and leave their current gear behind because damn:

7 is a BIG number of new players to add to the server, apart from the initial launch everyone else has been added in groups of 5 and has also had a launch poster featuring the new players,

I mean 7 players and one Egg?? The Brazilians and French are already having trouble dividing up the quests between themselves because there’s just too many of then to all do one each…

Especially since Quackity mentioned that we might see some new players in 1-2 weeks I really feel like this is going to be something else.

I saw someone mention that the Nether trains might have been going to the Netherlands to get people, which would make a lot of sense I think… which means the door is something else, which it has to be because THE TRAIN is what left. Why would they send a train if they’re gonna walk in through a door?

So unless those 7 members really ARE BTS I really feel like these are unconnected…


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saltedaltes
2 years ago

Tallulah really out here getting that exposure therapy,

She’s getting revenge on that nightmare monster for sure


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saltedaltes
2 years ago

Can someone explain what this whole blue bird thing is I’m so behind bro

How did it start?


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saltedaltes
2 years ago

Watching the vod for Tallulah’s bday bash and I just caught this in chat Kristin wtffff 😂

Watching The Vod For Tallulahs Bday Bash And I Just Caught This In Chat Kristin Wtffff

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saltedaltes
2 years ago

Neither the players of the server nor his chat will give Slimecicle a break from mentioning his dead daughter.

Video clip from Slimecicle’s latest chest organizing stream.

Slimecicle:

Quiz me— Quiz me chat. Start typing items in the chat and I— and I will look for it and I’ll know where it is immediately.

“Paper”! Miscellaneous. Yeah!

“Flower”? Bam, here.

Bla— uh, “Bed”. I probably accidentally put one in here, and I know that I have one in here.

“Potato”. A food. Yeah!

“Lectern”. A block. Yeah!

“Your daughter”.

*sharp inhale, followed by silence*

END CLIP

saltedaltes
2 years ago
KRISTIN IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE

KRISTIN IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE


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saltedaltes
2 years ago

Aww Nice!! Really living up to your name ig!

I’d definitely love to be @ted when it’s done :)

Hello QSMP community! I’ve been binging through Philza’s POV and I’ve came to the realization that he’s just never around for major lore. And as I’m coming up to date on his VODs I’m still wildly confused about what’s actually going on.

I was thinking of watching Badboyhalo’s POV but he just has SO MANY VODS AND THEYRE ALL 7 MILLION HOURS LONG.

So I was hoping I could call on the community for help.

If you guys could link me the absolute most important lore-heavy streams from Bad’s perspective I could probably piece everything together from there.

I’d really appreciate the help!!! Thank you very much!

saltedaltes
2 years ago

Hello QSMP community! I’ve been binging through Philza’s POV and I’ve came to the realization that he’s just never around for major lore. And as I’m coming up to date on his VODs I’m still wildly confused about what’s actually going on.

I was thinking of watching Badboyhalo’s POV but he just has SO MANY VODS AND THEYRE ALL 7 MILLION HOURS LONG.

So I was hoping I could call on the community for help.

If you guys could link me the absolute most important lore-heavy streams from Bad’s perspective I could probably piece everything together from there.

I’d really appreciate the help!!! Thank you very much!


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saltedaltes
2 years ago

phil showing tallulah a video of wilbur performing Since I Saw Vienna at the london show is so so sweet but i wonder if any of them are aware that wilbur has been given so many tallulah plushies and toys at gigs that lovejoy’s got an entire storage compartment under the tour bus that’s devoted to literally Only tallulahs. 24/7 tallulah lockdown. there are just so many. the tour bus driver is baffled. the crew are baffled. they have no idea what she is or why she is constantly being thrown on stage. because i, for one, would love to hear that on my minecraft birthday


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saltedaltes
2 years ago
Okay Whoever Donated This On Ranboos Stream I Need You To Know How Hard This Made Me Laugh

Okay whoever donated this on Ranboo’s stream I need you to know how hard this made me laugh


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saltedaltes
2 years ago

So I’m not exactly caught up yet on everything, but I’ve really been enjoying the QSMP recently! I got especially inspired by Cucurocho!

Now I haven’t exactly seen much fanart yet, (I wanna get caught up first) but I decided to make a Cucurucho design!

I decided to go with something a bit more robotic due to their general nature, and also because everything I’ve seen so far of them design-wise has just been the classic Mask/Hood combo. Which is usually the go-to in the MCYT fanbase…😅

So enjoy some Robits!

So Im Not Exactly Caught Up Yet On Everything, But Ive Really Been Enjoying The QSMP Recently! I Got

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saltedaltes
2 years ago

posted this on april fools for the biggest fool on jrwi riptide. love that bastard

saltedaltes
2 years ago

People are so concerned with having control in life… Just go with the flow and surrender yourself to the process(public transportation) ✋😌🤚


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2 years ago
saltedaltes - You Can Never Have Enough Salt.
saltedaltes
2 years ago
Scuffed C!tommy Doodle Page

scuffed c!tommy doodle page