Luffy: Ive Made Up My Mind Torao, Lets Have A Baby!

Luffy: I’ve made up my mind Torao, let’s have a baby!

Law: Uh-

Luffy: Will be a boy and he'll be cute and smart like you and super strong like me~

Law: This is a thing that you can't decide, Luffy-ya

Luffy: And his name will be Meat!

Law: ...

Luffy: What?

Law: WE'RE NOT CALLING OUR SON MEAT!

Ace: hey, Marco, is your mom a chicken?

Marco: didn't I already tell you to stop with these chicken jokes, yoi?

Ace: *ignores* because you're eggcellent

Marco: *sighs*

Marco: Ace, we need to have a serious talk, yoi

Ace: what happened birdie?

Marco: I want to breakup with you

Ace: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCO?! YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE *cries dramatically*

Marco: yeah yeah, I love you too Ace, but I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN YOUR HUNGER, YOI

Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies

Luffy: Ok!

*twenty minutes later*

Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?

*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us

Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?

Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!

Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!

Sabo: YOUR JERKS!

Ace: if i can do it tomorrow, why would i do it today?

Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*

Ace: WHAT?!

*a few minutes later*

Haruta: Geez is he still crying?

Thatch: Yeaah...

Haruta: ...

Thatch: ...

Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?

Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me

Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO