My Advice To Everyone Who Sees A Fat Ass Stink Beetle Is Pick It Up. I Picked Up Three Over The Course

My advice to everyone who sees a fat ass stink beetle is pick it up. I picked up three over the course of a few hours on my trip and then held them between their abdomen and thorax and they all didn’t care that much. They also didn’t do their namesake. The first one just kind of stood there, the second one actually pushed itself out of my grasp, and the third one tried walking on the air away from me. I’d generally say that, the bigger the bug the lesser fucks it will give. Think robber fly or giant millipede. If I get stinked in the near future that’s on me also probably don’t listen to this advice I just don’t see fat ass beetles often.

I listened to the music I used to listen to as a child last night and no lie I went to sleep so damn fast and that’s never happened. Y’all get on this petre/agere crap I’m so confused

Day 4: Divided

The things Adventurers accidentally discover can both be awe inspiring and infuriating. Just recently, a group of ragtag trouble makers managed to stumble into a mage's hidden tower and happened to discover one of this mad mage's experiments. A strange attempt at combining a dragon with a Gelatinous Cube. Of course, we didn't get to examine it before the Beserker conducted an... experiment of her own. On the bright side, it did demonstrate one of the traits it inherited from its Ooze heritage, an immunity to damage dealt by blades. Instead the body splits where it's struck into two pieces, still connected to the overall consciousness. I am at least glad the mage of the group had the sense of what a profound discovery this was, and for that, we allowed him to name this specimen. He dubbed this creature the Gelatinous Lindwyrm. The musician seemed disappointed he didn't go with their suggest of Jelly Dragon.

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v1 and ther stupid birthing hips who let that thing walk around like that

Big awkward cryptid, little awkward biobot, littler awkward toy. I think I’m getting somewhere in my mind but I have no idea where that is. My map is upside down and my legs are questionably digitigrade. The toy thing explains more than i’m willing to admit though. If I start talkin in a kiddie, excited text you know what’s up

Oh my god medieval is the next prompt im not gonna make it… I fucked up…ñ😭