Dean Winchester Meets Cordell Walker And Is Immediately Obsessed. And Gets Him Naked In Record Time.

Dean Winchester meets Cordell Walker and is immediately obsessed. And gets him naked in record time.

Sam walks in on it and the instant rage! Because Benny... well. Whatever, they bonded in Purgatory, it's fine. But this guy...

He looks like Sam. He looks exactly like Sam. And Sam can handle unrequited love, he can handle Dean fucking everything on two legs throughout the continental US, he even handled it when he found out Dean was cool with fucking dudes...

but this.

Dean is cool with fucking this guy, this guy who could be Sam but isn't, but he's never even looked at Sam...

Sam can't handle this.

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Seriously, look at this sexy-ass nonsense (courtesy of @bigmouthlass)*:

*Mr. SadFace not included.

Shiny. Muthafuckin'. Rainbows.

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

It's an effective stop tactic, I'll give it that. I mean, were you un/lucky enough to be on the voice chat when I was informing @sam-is-my-safe-word of the butt-fingering trendsetter of the rugby world, John Hopoate? Or was it just Kasey and Mr Kasey who were treated to that one? Because I fricken told you guys it was gay porn all the way down, didn't I? Didn't I?!

(I jest on the subject, but none of the butt-fingering was consensual and that's fucked up. In an ideal world, Hopoate and his copycats would've been done for sexual assault. Always ask before inserting anything into your teammates' orifices, whether mid-match or in the locker room. And for goodness sake, lubricate.)

what if on chopped one of the contestants like shoved his hands down his pants and touched his butthole and the camera caught it and he continued cooking and the judges disqualified him immediately