I Love How Someone Heard Bart Call Tim Fearless Leader ONCE And The Whole Team Just Went Thats So Fucking

I love how someone heard Bart call Tim “fearless leader” ONCE and the whole team just went “that’s so fucking endearing. We will now use that for whoever is in charge.”

I love the Young Justice polycule so much.

some from preboot! hey remember when kon died and tim was so grief stricken about it he straight up tried to clone another kon?? and he knew even if he succeeded it wouldn’t be the same but he kept trying anyway because at least it wouldve been something? because i do

@emperorsfoot made me come up with a really funny idea. (sorry about the tag i can get rid of it if you want :3 )

AU where Tim sees Bruce not dealing with his grief very well after losing Jason, so he googles ways to calm down, and instead of heading to the manor and telling Bruce he needs a Robin, Tim just hands him a joint.

"You to chill the fuck out, Bruce. Batman is supposed to be Gothams protector, you can't do that if you're beating up criminals to the point of permanent injuries for an offence as little as stealing food. So, take a chill pill. Or, actually. i didn't get you any pills but i can if you want-"

Boom. Instead of gaining another Robin, Batman gains a dealer, who doesn't accept cash, but instead counts 'nights without brutal beatings' as payment.

Within three months time, Tim is fully leaning into the act and uses 90's movies as his point of reference for how drug dealers should look, sound, and act. Goodbye Bristol Boy, meet T-Dawg.

Robin (1993) #121

Re-reading the early issues with Bernard and this scene was just so gay. Like they consistently try to make him be straight but it always just comes off like a queer kid desperately trying to stay in the closet

I'm a Jason Todd drug denier, if you write him doing drugs we're actually enemies. /lh

If you write kid him smoking cigarettes, that's okay because it's canon and nicotine is appetite suppressing, you can use it to make a good fic of him dealing with starvation and homelessness. However, the moment you make him (adult or kid) smoke weed, just know I'll be outside your door and you'll start coughing blood in three days

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter