PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS IM DYINGGGG

PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS IM DYINGGGG

Why is Tim scary?

Cause he'll put on his Therapy Hat™ and read someone better than if he was handed their autobiography.

Tim gets full named by bruce, and raises his eyebrow back at him

It's a showdown for everyone else but bruce knows, he knows the moment that gosh darn eyebrow goes up he has lost

Because it is the exact copy of Janet drake, who, in his humble opinion, is terrifying

So yeah, bruce takes the L but anyone who knew Janet drake would fully understand

HE WAS LITERALLY JUST A LITTLE GUY IM CRYING

reading supersons after being exposed to their later friendship via fandom osmosis is so funny because these bitches could not stand each other at first. damian throws jon off a building. jon launches damian into the ground hard enough to leave a crater. they are constantly arguing and cannot work together without a life threatening situation. in a few years these two would die for each other and jon will canonically have damian's heartbeat memorized. hilarious.

Good god 😭😭😭

plotting out the timeline of some of the horrible things that happen to Tim and my god the 2000's fucking had it out for him

Batman #618, Oct '03 - Jason comes back and slits Tim's throat

Robin #129, Oct '04 - Tim's friend Darla gets shot in front of him

Identity Crisis #6, Jan '05 - His dad dies

Batman #634, Jan '05 - Bruce tells him Stephanie's died

Teen Titans #29, Dec '05 - Jason beats him up again in Titans Tower

Infinite Crisis #6/7, May/June '06 - Conner dies

Batman #657, Nov '06 - Damian shows up and tries to kill him

Flash The Fastest Man Alive #13, Aug '07 - Bart dies

Final Crisis #6, Jan '09 - Batman dies

Red Robin #1, Aug '09 - Dick makes Damian Robin

Over the course of 6 years irl, and almost certainly way less time within the comics, Tim just absolutely gets his shit rocked and I'm positive theres stuff that I've left out or forgotten