Two Silk Worms Had A Race. They Ended Up In A Tie.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. 

When someone calls you "hun"

I understand the actual sentiment behind those kinds of posts but after seeing them a million times my brain over-analyzes and attempts to actually answer the question.

Reality is a monster living under your bed. They tell it like it is, but they’re not all bad.