Cant See The Pirates Left Us Home And High Dry And Home -drome- The Pirates Left Us High And Dry!
“Can’t see – the pirates left us home and high – dry and home -drome- The pirates left us high and dry!”
— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Dear Diary
Day 17 of my exile from Denmark-
My truly loyal friends Rosenstern and Guildencrantz are slowly dragging my pre-deceased corpse to the Denmark border. There, we will book passage to England, and I assume my head will find a lodging in some basket. This fate I accept for myself. Gosenrats and Ruildenstein are much stronger than I, and while they share a half-brain between them, I cannot escape. The fools have already lost twenty or some odd pounds flipping them for bets about whether or not they were in an improbable reality. Any effort is futile now.
Ladies, if
Your dad and brother don’t like him
He comes into your room with his pants down while you’re trying to sew
He tells you to go to a nunnery
He stabs your father through curtain because he doesn’t have the common sense to double check who he’s murdering
He’s not your man he’s the Prince of Denmark
