My Guy,JARVIS Was A Sarcastic Little Computer In Iron Man One Dude. He's Like,Tony,if Stop Struggling

My guy,JARVIS was a sarcastic little computer in Iron man one dude. He's like,Tony,if stop struggling I can get this off of you. Or Yes,that will DEFINITELY be discreet sir. Because you are so discreet.

Bisexual Culture is not knowing if you want an ice cream bar or want to go all out and have ice cream from the carton

There's this sign when I'm going into town that I see everyday. It says,and I quote," Your wife is hot!" We were driving to fast to see what else it said. It had smaller writing on the bottom of it. This was like the size of an average TV. When went back by it,i had a chance to read the smaller words and it said "fix your air conditioner." I immediately thought, That's gonna make a lot of people mad. I was right. Someone spray painted it.

Rain

I feel like,if your in bed,and it's raining,and there's like a pillow or if you sleep with someone(I'm a single pringle🥺) it just makes it ten times better.

I love when you go to a fair and the legit only ride worth riding is broken down and/or puked on. Love it.

What if there was a series,and it had a vampire and a werewolf,and it centered around life for them. Like vampires are the preppy,jocky ones,and the werewolves are the kind but can kill you in an instant ones. Like Gryffindor and Hufflepuff kinda? And they absolutely HATE each other. Despise the other one. And then they have to go through the whole rivals to lovers bullshit but like angsty also? And the like vampires friends bully werewolf? I feel like a good name for it would be teeth,like the song by 5 seconds of summer. Just an idea.