Other Sports

Other Sports

The Golden Army has decided to expand its horizons by branching out into a variety of other sports. Now, in addition to soccer, they’re diving into lacrosse, basketball, gymnastics, hockey, and even ping pong! And of course we can’t forget about good ol’ American football! Any sport you can think of, the Golden Army is dominating in now.

The team is eager to conquer new fields of competition, bringing their trademark camaraderie and spirit to each new challenge, both on and off the field.

So are you saying that even something like wrestling or biking has a Golden division? I recently saw some guy in tight golden gear in my gym recently and I was wondering about that 👀

Exactly, bro. Every sport is getting the Golden Army treatment. We’ll be dominating every sport soon enough, even the more obscure ones like water polo will be golden. Of course, with all these new sports comes rosters to fill. That’s where our recruiters come into the picture.

You happened to run into one of our top recruiters at the gym. Drew’s the head of the wrestling team, and his imposing figure means he doesn’t take no for an answer. He noticed you checking him out, but he didn’t say anything. He just winked at you and went back to his routine.

You couldn’t get the image of Drew out of your head. His shiny golden singlet perfectly fitting to his jock frame. Imagining a singlet on your own body. You needed to see him again. You need to wear that singlet. You need to be a golden soldier in our army.

So you head back the next day. Drew has a knowing smile on his face, as if he’s expecting you. And he is. He’s one of our top recruiters for a reason. He hands you the golden singlet and you immediately put it on, eager to become a true bro.

As you put the singlet on, your body changes to fit into the perfect image of a wrestler. Your mind goes blank, only being able to focus on how to wrestle and hang with your bros. You don’t need anything else, bro. We can take care of you. Your old name is soon forgotten, replaced with a cool new jock name for your cool new jock body. How about Dale? I think it suits you.

Welcome to the team, bro! I know you’ll fit in nicely. Everyone always does.

Are u ready to convert to Gold? 💛

I. The Call to Gold

Invitation to Greatness: The Golden Army seeks those who are ready to leave behind the ordinary and embrace something extraordinary. The transformation into a member of the Golden Army is not just about joining a team—it’s about entering a golden world where unity, strength, and excellence define every action.

II. The Golden Transformation

The Moment of Change: The transformation begins the moment a recruit accepts the golden jersey. As the golden fabric touches their skin, they begin to feel the shift—a warmth spreading through their body, a sense of purpose and belonging taking root. Their old identity begins to fade, replaced by a powerful new connection to their golden brothers.

Becoming Golden: With the jersey comes a new name and number, symbolizing the recruit’s entry into the Golden Army. This is not just a change of appearance; it is a fundamental transformation of identity. The recruit becomes part of a collective, united by the golden thread that binds them together. As they pull the jersey over their head, they leave behind their former self, stepping into the light as a member of the Golden Army.

The Golden Embrace: Upon wearing the golden kit, the new recruit is welcomed with open arms by their golden brothers. This embrace seals the transformation, solidifying their place within the Golden Army. The recruit’s senses are heightened, their vision sharpens, and the world around them takes on a golden hue. They are now part of a world where every victory is shared, every challenge met with the strength of the collective.

III. Life in the Golden World

A World of Unity: In the Golden Army, every member is connected by an unbreakable bond. The world they inhabit is one of unity, where the success of one is the success of all. The golden world is a place where individual desires are aligned with the collective goal of dominance and excellence.

Brotherhood of Gold: As a member of the Golden Army, you are never alone. Your golden brothers stand with you, on and off the field. This brotherhood is your new family, bound by the shared experience of transformation and the pursuit of greatness. The golden world is one of mutual support, where every member pushes the others to be the best they can be.

The Power of Gold: In the golden world, power is not just physical—it is mental, emotional, and spiritual. The transformation grants every member the confidence and authority to lead, influence, and dominate. The golden kit is a symbol of this power, a reminder that they are part of something greater than themselves.

IV. The Role of the Golden Brothers

Mentorship and Guidance: New recruits are guided through their transformation by experienced members of the Golden Army. These golden brothers ensure that the transition is smooth, offering support and encouragement as the recruit embraces their new identity.

Recruiting the Worthy: As part of the Golden Army, each member is tasked with finding others who are worthy of the transformation. The power of the golden world grows with each new recruit, expanding the influence of the Golden Army. Through the golden embrace, members bring others into the fold, sharing the light of the golden world and strengthening the brotherhood.

V. Embracing the Golden Identity

The Golden Name and Number: Every member receives a new name and number, signifying their rebirth into the Golden Army. This identity is a badge of honor, representing their place within the golden world. It is a constant reminder of their commitment to the values and mission of the Golden Army.

Wearing the Gold: The golden kit is more than just a uniform—it is the physical manifestation of the transformation. Wearing it is an act of devotion, a display of pride in one’s new identity. The kit is worn with reverence, as it is the symbol of the golden world and the brotherhood within it.

VI. Spreading the Golden Influence

Transforming the World: The Golden Army’s mission extends beyond the individual. Members are charged with spreading the influence of the golden world, bringing new recruits into the fold and expanding the reach of the Golden Army. This is done through the golden embrace, a powerful act of unity that transforms others and integrates them into the golden brotherhood.

The Expansion of the Golden World: As the Golden Army grows, so does its influence. The world is gradually transformed into a golden realm, where excellence, unity, and power are the guiding principles. The golden world is not confined to the field—it is a way of life that permeates every aspect of existence.

VII. The Eternal Golden Brotherhood

A Lifelong Bond: The transformation into the Golden Army is permanent. Once you have joined, you are forever part of the golden world. The bond between golden brothers is eternal, unbreakable by time or distance. This brotherhood is your family, your support, and your source of strength.

Living the Golden Legacy: As a member of the Golden Army, you are part of a legacy that transcends the ordinary. You are part of a golden world where excellence is the standard, and unity is the key to success. The golden legacy is one of dominance, influence, and eternal brotherhood—a legacy that you will carry with you for life 💛

Our Golden Bro List 💛:

Teamleaders & Staff:

@hypnogold (Captain Richard #12)

@jacksongold (Co-captain Jackson #15)

@scott-golden9 (Head Recruitment Scott #9)

Golden Goalkeepers:

@mason-gold (Goalkeeper Mason #1)

Golden Attack:

@lukas-gold (Striker Lukas #7)

@scott-golden9 (Striker Scott #9)

@golden-logan10 (Striker Logan #10)

@calebgold (Striker Caleb #17)

@chadgolden (Striker Chad #24)

Golden Midfield:

@harry-gold2 (Midfielder Harry #2)

@trevorgold (Midfielder Trevor #6)

@brodygold (Midfielder Brody #11)

@joeymidfielder (Midfielder Joey #11)

@laytongold (Center midfielder #29)

@huntergold66 (Midfielder Hunter #66)

Golden Defence:

@ricardogold6 (Defence player Ricardo #6)

@zackgold11 (Defence player #11)

@austingold13 (Defence player Austin #13)

@dylangold20 (Defence player Dylan #20)

@goldtony (Defence player Tony #22)

@gary-gold (Right fullback #23)

@brad-gold31 (Sweeper Brad #31)

@jacobgold-tf (Defence player Jacob #33)

@mitchgold (Defence player #27)

@goldpaxton28 (Defence player #28)

Playing some baseball for the Golden Army

Thanks bro @brodygold for deckin me out, fit as fuck

Come on bro, don't be shy. It's an easy choice right?

The Gold Army is coming bro. Once the gold jersey touches ur skin bro ur gunna change bro. Forever a dumb jock. Addicted to muscle and bro life. All ur gunna do is flex n gym n sports bro.

Give in, become like everyone else bro.