The Only Thing Saving Me From A Full-blown Taylorswift/joealwyn Breakup Inspired Spiral Is This Fic.

the only thing saving me from a full-blown taylorswift/joealwyn breakup inspired spiral is this fic. its keeping me alive, its keeping me sane, its caused the most intense book hangover of me life. I'm considering commissioning a binding for wait and hope, and beginning and end. IM UNWELL!!

Illustration for Wait and Hope by @mightbewriting​.

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There are so many sexy people in this world ...................... and you're one of them

Robert Jordan Was A Physics Major

the compilation post, sparked by this post by @mirastudiesphysics

There are too many alternate universes.

Pretty sure channeler linking mechanics are based on electron valences and molecular bonding

Just as Robert Boyle’s Gas Law states that the pressure of a gas varies inversely with its volume, Robert Jordan’s Gals Law states that the power of a woman’s personality varies inversely with her height. [Knife of Dreams spoilers in post]

Radioactive Manetheren Theory

Lanfear’s backstory [The Shadow Rising spoilers in post]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

I've said this before but it bears repeating: disappearing into the woods might cure me.