I'm Decaying In My Grave

I'm decaying in my grave

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me:

:( food. so close yet so far.

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

Dear Journal,

That delicious extra large sausage I had yesterday was amazing!-- and the pizza was pretty good too-- only thing is that it completely destroyed my abs! I may be lazy, but you can bet your sweet ass that I'm gonna keep this body lookin' right! So, that meant one thing: it was time to bust out my brand new gym membership card. I had to switch gyms because this old man-- he had to be pushing 88, at least-- kept hardcore raping me with his lust-filled eyes. I wasn't havin' none of that. No sir.

I arrived at the gym with the intent to get my body right and tight again, when I saw the most beautiful black stud ever.

This guy was hot, sweaty sex on legs! Before long, I was stealing glances at him in the same way that old man had to me. The sweat just glistened on his ripped body while he was doing bench presses kinda like how a honey baked ham does in the sunlight. I couldn't stop thinking of how I wanted him to bench press me...

all...night...long.

It wasn't before long that we found ourselves locking eyes. I was embarrassed so I just decided to hit the shower and go home to save myself any further embarrassment. I headed to the locker room and undressed. I heard someone entering so I reached for my towel to cover myself, and that's when I saw him. That same black stallion had followed me into the changing room. He stared at my instant rock hard cock and then trailed up my body with his eyes until he was staring right onto my blue eyes. I heard his sweatpants hit the floor.

He walked over to me and, with almost no effort from him muscled upper body, lifted me up and laid me on my back on a locker room bench. He pushed my thighs apart and laid in between them. His hot, sweaty pubes on my hot, sweaty pubes. Our dicks rock hard against each other. Our nipples rubbing against another's own. 

He raised my legs up and put them over his big shoulders. His head lowered to my balls. He started teasing my hole with his tongue. 

He had me moaning like crazy. I wanted him inside me. Bad.

He flipped me over on my stomach now and wasted no time. "You ready?", he asked. Without giving me a chance to respond, he was balls deep inside me. 

He was ramming me like never before. I could feel his dick getting hotter as it starting uncontrollably pulsating. I guess my ass was nice and tight on his big black dick. After a while, he shouted and warned me that he was gonna cum soon. I told him to wait. He pulled out of me and I sat down on the bench. I told him to get on my lap and finish us both off together. He happily obliged.

We both shot impressive amounts of cum from our big, meaty sticks. Our semen mixed together and oozed down our dicks. I cold tell that I was gonna love this new gym...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

Once you go black, you don't go back...

(to your old gym) 

;)

Me asf step back hoes

when its a group presentation but the teacher is judging you individually

#10 Tight Grip

Dear Journal,

So after Jack and I realized that we wanted to be more than good friends, Jack was spending more and more time over at my place. It was really fun! We had even given each other keys to our respective houses. Usually he stays over at my house which means that I would have someone to help me out with my morning wood, however the night before he went back to his place. I reached into my undies and tried to "work it out" myself...

but, alas, Little Rick had grown accustomed to Jack's warm accommodating mouth. I couldn't blame him, Jack sucked dick liked a pro (because he was).

After failing to satisfy myself as Jack so easily does, I decided to have breakfast over at his place. He never buys cereal so I grabbed two bowls and my box of Frosted Mini Wheats and headed over. 

So fast forward and we're sitting and eating Mini Wheats when Jack notices my hand descending to my briefs and rubbing them firmly. That morning wood was very persistant-- and seeing Jack in a tight shirt wasn't making it any better. Jack knew what was up already and he stood up and walked behind me. Without warning, he thrusted his hand right down my boxers and whipped out my dick. Damn, this guy really cuts to the chase, right?

He lubed me up with some of his good ol' reliably warm spit and started hammering away at my bone. Jeez, Jack jacked like a pro! He has a really firm grip, but he knows when to loosen it as well. His fist was gliding and grinding over my dick like crazy!

"How'd you get so good at this?", I said.

"Haha yeeeears of practice.", he chuckled.

Even though he laughed as he talked to me, he was 100% serious when it came to getting me off. To him, it wasn't a game. It was a sport-- and he was the reigning champ. 

He continued furiously stroking my wood and feeling me up. He started licking my ear and then he whispered something

"Cum for me baby. You can do it..."

As soon as he said that wouldn't ya know, semen shot out my dick like fire hose. It was thick, creamy and hot.

"Good work, babe", he said.

After the creamy end, he got a towel and started cleaning me, and some other things I hit as well, up. He licked up the globs that landed on my ear and the side of my face. I was still having spasms when there was a knock at the door. Jake gave me a pat on the back and proceeded to go see who was at the door. 

Things were about to get a bit more interesting...

Until Next Time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

3 ain't a crowd when you're with me... ;)

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