I Almost Get Mad When Other Ppl Whose Native Language Isnt English Either Are Being LikeIm So Sorry About

i almost get mad when other ppl whose native language isn’t English either are being like “I’m so sorry about my English”. when in reality y’alls English is probably as perfect as it gets, so stop apologizing. it’s not even your native language and you’re still doing so good. most people who grew up with English as their native language don’t even speak another one - they can only communicate with you BECAUSE YOU learned English. so be proud of yourself and stop apologizing.

tentacledipity | five

➛pairing: jimin x reader ➛genre: alien au, space au, soulmate au, wanted au, smut (coming) ➛rating: sfw ➛words: 9k ➛warnings: ➛notes: completely forgot that i hadn’t posted it on here yet !!! sorry !!!  Im also sorry for the blue balls!! There will be relief eventually!! I was actually going to have some at the end of this chapter but uhhh plans change,,, although now i can say there is definitely some relief in the next chapter since that’s the scene i cut off the end of this one

This tale starts, as any good fiction does, with a girl crash landing on a foreign planet. And, like any good fiction, it follows a theme of serendipitous happening, and tentacles. Behold, serendipity and tentacles— or dare we call it…. tentacledipity.

— posted; 01.12.2019 // ↞ prev. || five || next ↠

“What are you doing?”

If anyone asked, you would tell them that you were the picture of grace as you got the absolute life scared out of you. The reality was, however, that you let out a sharp, squeaky scream wherein your voice broke and you pretty much tumbled like a mannequin with recently oiled joints out of the tree you’d been climbing before you were so rudely startled.

You weren’t far enough from the ground to break anything with your fall, but you were far enough that you were pretty sure you bruised your ass from the impact. A whimper escaped you at the sharp, deep ache in your gluteus maximus that resulted, and when you looked up to see the cause of your startle you almost shat yourself once more. Of course, you’d heard his voice and subconsciously known who it was the second he spoke, but seeing Jimin looming over you with an expression that was a cross between concerned and incredibly amused really made the belated realisation sink in. Another fright doing harm to your poor, weak heart. Your time on this planet was going to come to an end due to someone scaring you to death, one day.

Wait just a second…

By thinking that, did you just subconsciously presume you weren’t ever going to leave, or…? You reeled for a moment, an odd feeling coming to life inside you. That was extremely out of character for you, and you probably needed to see a doctor or something. Or maybe go annoy Yoongi so you could get some sense knocked back into you.

The soft sound that resulted from Jimin shifting his weight from foot to foot on the grass brought you back to the present moment and you let out a pained, sheepish laugh. Right, he asked you a question. What were you doing? You didn’t really remember, to be honest. Possibly a cause for concern, but who could blame you for a little momentary memory loss when faced with a being as fine as Jimin was? The answer was absolutely no one and you’d defend that to your grave.

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Disclaimer: All stories contain strong language & mature content!

⏤ S E R I E S:

↳ PROHIBIDO.  

pairing: namjoon x reader

genre: fluff, angst, smut

synopsis; Namjoon is an art himself. Shame that he’s forbidden - he’s your brother’s best friend. And your colleague..

chapters: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ongoing

⏤ O N E – S H O T S:

↳ A PLAN 

pairing: seokjin x reader

genre: fluff, smut, fwb!au

synopsis; You’ve a plan — trying to dominate your extremely dominant roommate who also happens to be your friend with benefits. 

chapters: 01 completed

⏤ D R A B B L E  S E R I E S:

↳ MY TINY SECRET

pairing: seokjin x reader

genre: angst, smut, mistress au, unexpected pregnancy

synopsis; Pretty face doesn’t make it up for an ugly personality. And Kim Seokjin is the perfect proof of that.

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↳ AWAY FROM YOU 

pairing: yoongi x reader 

genre: fluff, angst, smut, divorce!au

synopsis; Trying to divorce Yoongi might be harder than you thought it’d be. Especially when you’re having a two year old toddler.

chapters: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 ongoing

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⏤ O N E – S H O T S:

↳ NEXT DOOR  

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: fluff (?), smut, neighbor!au

synopsis; Your neighbor doesn’t respect your complaints about him being loud, but you don’t let it slide so easily.

chapters: 01 completed

↳ STAY HIGH 

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: fluff, smut, ex!au

synopsis; You’ve to stay high to keep your ex out off your mind when he comes back into your life.

chapters: 01 completed

⏤ S E R I E S:

↳ HOPE WORLD 

pairing: hoseok x reader

genre: fluff, angst, smut, e2l!au

synopsis; You’ve decided to try dancing class, but the one who teaches you how to dance actually hates you.

chapters: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 ongoing

⏤ S E R I E S:

↳ ONE TIME THING 

pairing: jimin x reader

genre: fluff, angst, smut, bestfriend’s-boyfriend!au

synopsis; What are you going to do when your best friend asks you to have a sex with her boyfriend?

chapters: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ongoing

⏤ O N E – S H O T S:

↳ ADAYWITHOPPA

pairing: jimin x reader

genre: smut, fluff

disclaimer: this story contains strong language & mature content

synopsis; adaywithoppa is a website where you can book a tour guide, what happens when you book one without you knowing?

chapters: 01 completed

↳ ONLY YOU 

pairing: jimin x reader

genre: smut, fluff, tiny bit of angst, singledad!au

synopsis; You’ve been always there for your best friend, even when he became a single dad

chapters: 01 completed

⏤ D R A B B L E  S E R I E S:

↳ HANDS TO YOURSELF

genre: fluff, smut

synopsis; your boyfriend can’t keep his hands to himself, not even in his parents’ home

⏤T W O – S H O T S:

↳ CHEATER 

pairing: taehyung x reader

genre: angst, smut

synopsis; Ten proofs you got to find out the truth but you were too blind in love to see.

chapters: 01 | 02 ongoing

⏤  S E R I E S:

↳ DRUNK [ON-HOLD]

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: fluff, angst, smut, alcoholic!au

disclaimer: this story contains alcoholism, strong language & mature content [do not read it if you’re sensitive about alcoholism]

synopsis; You fell in love with Jungguk so hard thinking he’s everything you’ve ever wanted. But there’s a one catch – he’s an alcoholic.

chapters: 01 | 02 | 03 ongoing

⏤ O N E – S H O T S:

↳ SLEEPOVER

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: fluff, smut

synopsis; Jungguk is your best friend’s little brother who invites you to have a sleepover at his place. Nothing can happen, right?

chapters: 01 completed

⏤ D R A B B L E  S E R I E S:

↳ STRAWBERRY LIPS

genre: fluff, smut

synopsis; it’s not your fault your professor is extremely young and oh, so hot

Speeding Ticket

⇢Pairing: Officer!Jungkook x Business Woman!Reader ⇢Genre: PWP  ↳[smuuuuut] [crack] [fluff]  ⇢Word Count: 3,456 (lmao)  ⇢Warnings: Handcuffs, vaginal and anal fingering, exhibitionism, bad stuff with a baton, sex against a car, multiple orgasms, creampie (use protection please!), aftercare, soft Jungkook :-)

⇢Masterlist ↳DOPE Masterlist

⇢Summary: Caught speeding to get home in time, you find yourself pulled over by a very delicious cop. Perhaps you can talk your way out of the ticket.

Or,

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to do a cavity search ma’am.”

A/N: Happy belated bday Jungkook! 

Uh.. hi! Remember me? I’m so sorry for the wait. I’ve been struck with really bad writer’s block… so hopefully this is okay! Short but smutty so I can try to get over it. I decided I should try get this out for my lovely JK’s birthday at least— hopefully this fixes my drought!

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