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Finn Mertens x Huntress Wizard

As much as I am happy that Marceline and Bonnibel got to have their happy ending, it still bugs me that Finn ended up alone after Adventure Time ended! I think Finn deserved better than what he got. He deserved to be happy. He may have fucked up with Flame Princess (which he later apologized to her), but it seemed like he and Huntress Wizard were hitting it off pretty well. And Finn was already mature with the lessons of his past mistakes with Flame Princess learned by the time he and Huntress Wizard were flirting with each other, but I still think he deserved to have a happy ending with Huntress Wizard!

They did my boy Finn dirty, he deserved better!

Yes, I will go on the record by saying, I am a Finntress shipper!

Flat Earthers are retards!

The only people that could possibly believe that the Earth is flat, are mentally defective retards that can't see in three dimensions, have absolutely no depth perception, have no understanding of how 3d shapes work, have no understanding of physics, believe science is indoctrination, have no sense of distance and scale, and believe Eric Dubay and the Bible are reliable sources of information!

I just want to make it clear, I'm not calling autistic people retards, because that's not fair to them. The retards are the normal people that are stupid, aka the religious fundamentalists and the conspiracy nuts! I'm autistic myself, I have Asperger's syndrome. So if an autistic person like me is calling people retarded, then you know something is wrong!

Besides, even autistic people understand that the Earth is a sphere! It's only the mentally defective, delusional morons who wear tinfoil hats, that believe the Earth is flat! Autistic people actually understand "objective facts"! The retards believe in "alternative facts", which there are no such things. There are no "alternative facts", if something is not a fact, then it's automatically wrong! Knowledge is not a democracy, people have a right to their own "opinions", but no one has a right to their own "facts"!

If saying these things makes me an "academic fascist", then that's a label that I will gladly wear as a badge of honor! Religious beliefs and conspiracy theories do not trump scientific facts, so fuck your beliefs, and fuck your alternative facts!

Momiji Hozuki

Momiji is so cute in her hakama! I love Momiji! She's a tomboy that loves boy-ish fashion. She prefers pants and shorts over dresses and skirts any day. She prefers Hakamas over Kimonos and Yukatas during cultural ceremonies. Can't fault someone for wanting to be true to themselves, and a girly girl is just something that Momiji isn't. I love cute girls that are gender non-conforming! I think Mahiro is lucky to have a girlfriend that will protect her!

Believe it or not, there were female samurais throughout Japan's history, even though Japan has never been known for gender equality, and even 'til this day, Japan still has a long way to go, regarding gender equality, especially since Japanese women are constantly groped on trains by creepy Japanese men and foreign men! Maybe female samurais need to make a return in Japan, to combat these depraved weirdos! I don't condone killing people, but in some cases, I see it's often the only way to get rid of the degenerate scumbags on this planet!

Political Cartoon

A political cartoon based on the current political discourse in America.

Rocko's Modern Life

Just a little something for the 90's kids!

Johnny Bravo and The Thundercats

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