GOOD FOR YOU HELL YEAH

GOOD FOR YOU HELL YEAH

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

it's

bitch

i’m such a weak bitch for the fantasy of “This Protagonist Is So Nice And Empathetic That It Saves The Fucking World” that shit’s so metal, kindness in media is punk as hell

Oh to be Décor the Skeleton

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

She got divine madness pussy that no mage can resist

I can’t look away, though the horrors persist

THANK YOU FOLKS HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM CRAZY FOR DISLIKING IT

I just want to thank everyone for holding the line and refusing to call it Delicious in Dungeon like I get that they were going for a DnD thing there but it’s stupid as shit and I won’t call it that