Renikee - Renikee

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

me, a writer, at 3am: WHAT? I CANT FIND THE SPECIFIC FANFIC THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND WITH A WHOLE PLOT AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS??? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? DO THEY EXPECT ME TO WRITE THE STORY I THOUGHT UP OF???

Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.

Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a “divorce playlist”.

Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes “your mom” jokes to their siblings.

Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.

Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it “Maroon 7.13” adjusted to inflation.

Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says “no homo” but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.

Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

Me: Picks up a heavy stone

My intrusive thoughts: Drop it on ur foot. Drop it on ur foot. Drop it on ur foot.