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Day 4!!!! I Decided To Use My CotL OC For This Prompt

Day 4!!!! I decided to use my CotL OC for this prompt

Warning: decapitation :D

Day 4!!!! I Decided To Use My CotL OC For This Prompt

What a wonderful gift from a dear sibling! The head of my beloved left in my offering chest, letting me know that even my younger brother's flock was safe for her. Oh, dear sibling! How I love the gift you've left! I cried, oh how I cried!

[Image ID/ a traditional drawing of a fennec fox head in a box. The hand of Heket from Cult of the Lamb can be seen holding up the lid. There is blood coating the bottom of the box. There is writing beneath her that reads "day 4: lose your head" /end ID]

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9 months ago

I had a dream last night that I was playing Guess the Build with my old Girl Scouts troop

And for some reason I don't remember if my bestie @potatodude3554 was there, but our other bestie from 4th grade was (i think, it was really unclear)

Also Skizz was there (he was literally just his Minecraft skin personified) and he was really nice and asked how my mom's job was going and he had a custom nickname for me. I think he was acting as one of the leaders or was chaperoning or something like that. I also think he gave me food or whatever. Maybe my mind just assumed it was a Girl Scouts camp or something

Also, the Guess the Build board was all janky. The third row wasn't behind the second row, it was off to the side for some reason? But I remember not questioning it

Another thing, for some reason the main troop leader (not Skizz) had a bunch of my shirts just in a plastic bag. I was at one point looking for one of my Mothman shirts but it disappeared as soon as I found it and I pulled out a shirt my mom got me at Cape Cod instead (I don't know why I needed a new shirt, I just randomly did)

And then I called my dad to pick me up and I woke up

This is what happens when you watch too much Guess the Build

(I'm writing this as soon as I wake up so I don't forget it)


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9 months ago

Oh my God

a screenshot of tumblr notifications. the user is called "unicornamalthea" and they have liked this post about The Last Unicorn (1982)

Oh my God it's HER

It's the cunty unicorn herself!!!!

Oh my fucking Goddddd this is hilarious!!!!

Did anyone else grow up watching The Last Unicorn? Yunno, Lord Grade's The Last Unicorn? From 1982?

Cuz i did. I had a Millenial childhood despite being Gen Z cuz of my family’s financial situation, so my Mom's favorite movie, The Last Unicorn, was my go-to movie

Anyways, I'm rewatching it now and GOD did i forget the plot. I just remember being traumatized by it as a kid (that bigass bull haunted my nightmares alongside the wolf thing from The Neverending Story) and the tree with the massive tits

Anyways, why did they make the unicorn so cunty in her horse form but look like a twelve year old in human form? They had no reason to do that

ALSO WHY DID THEY GIVE THE HARPY TITS????? LIKE WTF???? LIKE WHY ARE HER TITS JUST OUT????????

This is my advertisement to go hunt down The Last Unicorn because of the cunty horse, tree with tits and new trauma! :) highly recommend

(Also the music slaps. The song she sings as a human goes hard)

(Second add on: the pirate cat. Watch for him)


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9 months ago
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Chapter 14: Accident/Illness

The crusaders return home to discover the consequences of not asking the Bishops about the conduits

this chapter was posted at, like 6am PST lmao


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9 months ago

Did anyone else grow up watching The Last Unicorn? Yunno, Lord Grade's The Last Unicorn? From 1982?

Cuz i did. I had a Millenial childhood despite being Gen Z cuz of my family’s financial situation, so my Mom's favorite movie, The Last Unicorn, was my go-to movie

Anyways, I'm rewatching it now and GOD did i forget the plot. I just remember being traumatized by it as a kid (that bigass bull haunted my nightmares alongside the wolf thing from The Neverending Story) and the tree with the massive tits

Anyways, why did they make the unicorn so cunty in her horse form but look like a twelve year old in human form? They had no reason to do that

ALSO WHY DID THEY GIVE THE HARPY TITS????? LIKE WTF???? LIKE WHY ARE HER TITS JUST OUT????????

This is my advertisement to go hunt down The Last Unicorn because of the cunty horse, tree with tits and new trauma! :) highly recommend

(Also the music slaps. The song she sings as a human goes hard)

(Second add on: the pirate cat. Watch for him)


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9 months ago

I thought tests were over after school 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why must you test me???


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